Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Penis Enlargement

A long while back, this penis enlargement pill company called SizeMax used my face in their ads without my permission. They stole my picture from a layout that I did for Muscular Development and published my face in their ad. And if that isn't bad enough, there was text next to my face that read, "Imagine you are on a date with this beautiful woman. She wants to take you home for a night of hot passionate sex. Do you have enough to satisfy her? Or do you fall short?" These ads ran in a bunch of magazines that have a lot of readers. Some of the magazines it ran in were FHM, Maxim, Iron Man, etc. and these are just the ones that I know about. Some of my fans contacted me and were like, "Did you know you are in Maxim this month?" and I was like, "huh?". I thought for sure I would go pickup the magazine and it would be some other blonde with big tits and they had confused me with her, but no, to my surprise it was ME! WTF! And the guy that owned the tanning salon that I tanned at was like, "Did you know that you are in an ad for some penis enlargement pill?". Pretty embarrassing! At least he asked. I think most people know that I don't/won't take on work like that. But what about the ones that don't know me... I mean the ad ran in a fitness magazine that I haven't been in but want to. Now they probably think that I take on cheeseball work like that. So guess what I did... I sued the bastards!

Well... the case finally went to court and I won! Not surprising really, I knew I would. You can't just put somebody's face in your ad without their permission and expect to get away with it. So... guess how much the courts awarded me?! My judgement was for $16.8 million dollars! Can you believe that? The problem is, the judgement is probably the only paper I will ever get my purty lil' hands on. :( And I definitely would prefer the green kind. Ya know?

The story is kind of long and involved, but the two guys that were responsible are now in jail for money laundering and fraud because of their involvement with SizeMax, along with another company before that, Longitude. I guess the State of Arizona got to them before I could. They seized all of their assets and came forward with a bunch of charges. They were charged and convicted of their crimes and as I'm sure that you probably can understand, it is hard to collect money from someone who is in jail. And it is especially hard to collect money from someone involved in the type of criminal activities that these guys were. However, had they not been in jail, we wouldn't have been able to serve them in the first place. We tried to track them down before they were sentenced and it was impossible. Anyway, I have my judgement and it is good for 10 years and is renewable for another 10 after that. I hope one of those jackasses wins the lottery, or creates a legitimate profitable business someday, or something so I can get my 16 mill! Wouldn't that be nice?! :)

I received my judgement today. My lawyer had it framed for me. I'm officially rich on paper.

I took a picture for you guys...

Hopefully that should teach people not to use my photos in their ads without permission. Yep... don't fuck with me! *Wink Wink!*

Bobbi B.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

*Drama Alert*

I hate drama! Why does it seem to find its way to my life every so often? As most of you already know, I set up a new profile when my main one vanished for a few days. On that profile, I asked people to help me get some of my friends back that I had lost so I asked them to repost a bulletin for me. It turns out that 2 of my male friends reposted that bulletin and this girl blocked and deleted them from her friends list because of it.

Now normally, I wouldn't say anything, but I'm getting into posting these blogs and I think from now on, I'm going to let you know a little bit about what I have to go through on a day to day basis. Plus, in this case, I think it isn't fair what happened to these guys. I mean they were nice enough to help out a friend. What this girl doesn't realize is that she ousted 2 guys from her friends list that probably would have done the same for her had she been in the same situation.

So here is what this girl posted in her blog about me and the guys that helped me out...

Sunday 16/01/2005

women !!!

well I just got into it with a male friend on here. this big-breasted wonder with 30,000 friends had her profile deleted and he had posted a bulletin asking everyone to re-add her. I wrote him back saying how sad that was, and yes I was being sarcastic, especially seeing as how she asks to add people then never says a word or returns a comment. maybe she actually speaks to the men though i dont know. she asked to add me, I left her a few comments, and she never said anything. guess it is hard when u have 30,000 friends. and there have been other women on here too that have asked to add me, then never say a damn thing or comment. what is the point ? then I will see them on some male's page with plenty of comments. ohhhh !!! heeheee it's so much more important for me to keep in touch with the men out there with the pics of my ass up in the air or my legs spread with my boobs which are bigger than my head in prominent view heehee !! yeah, I know I have a rather questionable pic on myself, but at least it is not like the just mentioned, and at least when a female friend of mine emails me or comments I return the favor. women make me sick. I hate being one. why do women have to suck up to men so much ? why do we have to always be in the position of kissing a man's ass to be happy and keep him happy ? why do we treat other women like sh**, b/c it's more important to treat a man better ? why is it when I walk into a public bathroom every female in there has to immediately check me out and compare - yes, women do that, to everyone who walks in just about. I can think of 4 female 'friends' on here that will actually respond back to an email or a comment. y'know, God didn't curse women with childbirth, he cursed us with actually giving a sh** about men and being at odds with each other. just a thought.

oh, and my male friend said I "insulted the way he thinks about me". fu** that ! I dont give a crap what u think about me. gee, sorry I pointed out how she adds and never responds.

This was my response...

I received 2 emails from 2 different guys bummed out that they lost a friend over them reposting a bulletin for me. God! I didn't realize it was such a crime to help a friend out if you are a man and she happens to be a woman. I really feel bad for those guys! And not cuz I am somebody that prefers men over women like what you wrote about in your blog. You are way off and I really don't think you know what you are talking about and here's why. Please read my response to them.

LOL! WTF is her problem? I don't even remember getting a message from her, but maybe I did. My old account had like 13,000 unanswered emails on it and those are just the ones that I didn't have a chance to answer. I answered as many as I could. If she did email me, I sure as hell won't find hers now that that my profile was deleted. If she would have read my profile (that's my pet peeve... people that don't /can't read), she would have read that I love emails but I don't/can't necessarily respond to them all. That doesn't make me a bad person, just busy. Ya know? Last time I checked, this wasn't Bobbi@YourBeck& don't ya think? Also, and I'm not trying to make excuses here but I had a serious neck injury and then I had to have a 2 level fusion surgery to correct it. That put me out of commission for a long time! Months... Look up recovery times of a 2 level fusion if you don't believe me. If she emailed me then, I probably never saw it. And I posted all of this info on my profile. That I was hurting and in pain and it wasn't easy for me to sit on the computer and answer a bunch of emails. Regardless, there is no way that I could respond to everyone's emails on my old deal. I got wayyyy too many and I would have had to quit my job and sit on the computer 24 hours a day just to write everyone back. I still think I wouldn't finish them all if I had done that. Because when you write someone, they write you back, then you have all the new ones coming in. It never ends! Trust me, I know! I'll tell you what though, it had nothing to do with the fact that she is a woman. I like other women. I'm bi! LOL! It's just that I have a life and I suggest that she get one. You can send her this if you want. I don't really think what she wrote was fair at all.

Sorry for the drama hun. You rock! And I really hope I didn't cause any trouble between you and your friend. That was not my intention. I appreciate your help. She sounds like a nice enough person. Just a bit misinformed. And, I think she just doesn't know me at all. It's obvious by what she said.

Bobbi B.

So in closing, it's too bad that this had to happen to these guys, and I felt that somebody had to say something in their defense. What do you guys think?

PS: And to the girl in question, I invite you to add another 29,600 friends to your list and promise to reply to each and every email that you receive along with every single comment that you get before you decide to talk anymore shit... and do it with a serious neck injury too (if you are really feeling brave).

Wednesday, January 19, 2005


A few new things. First off, my profile is back... YAY!

Second, many of you asked for HTML code so that you can put my banner on your page. If you want to do that, I have 2 brand spankin' new banners on my profile to choose from. Thanks in advance for your support.

Lastly, please check out my new blogs on my profile. If you like them, post a comment in there. I'm testing out that part of the site. I will continue to post there if you guys like it.

Be patient with the emails ya'll. I have a lot of loose ends to tie up. When my profile mysteriously vanished, my myspace withdrawals got to be too intense and I set up a new profile (just in case they couldn't help me get this one back). Yeah... I know. My name is Bobbi and I'm a MySpace-a-holic. I should go to meetings but I don't. I'm a rebel like that. ;)

Anyway, I met a lot of cool peeps on that new profile and I need to let everyone know where I moved to. It wouldn't be nice to pull a disappearing act on those guys. So I will be wrapping things up on that profile and I'm letting the email pile up on here. If only there were more hours in a day... And if only I had a clone. :)

It's good to be back! I missed you guys more than you will ever know. I'm off to bed now. Nite nite!

Bobbi B.

Do you want to pet my kitty?

Special thanks to Bill for sending this my way! I still LMFAO every time I see it! :) Am I the only one who finds this video to be hysterical?

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

She's baaaack...

I'm back!!! Woohoo!

A special thanks to Tom & Lucas @ for getting my original profile back. And I can't forget how nice everyone was at the other profile with trying to help me start from scratch to get all of my friends back.

Bobbi B.

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Monday, January 17, 2005

Wacky Weatherman (VIDEO)

Is this guy on glue or what???

Monday, January 10, 2005

Still sick!

I am still sick! Grr... I have been sick since before Christmas. My
nose looks like Rudolph's right now and this rainy weather we have
been having here is not helping matters any. I am hoping that I can
kick this thing before Thursday... because Thursday is a special
day! :) "Why?", you ask? Well Thursday I am doing a cam show. My
first one in a long while. At least it is the first one with video.
I was only able to do chat during my last show because of Emulive.

Emulive finally activated my software last night! :) Can you believe
that when I had gotten back from Vegas and all that time had passed,
they still hadn't dealt with it? Anyway, I am very excited that I
can do my shows again. I have scheduled 4 upcoming shows planned

Here's the info:

Thursday, January 13th, 2005
GlamourCams Show @ 11:00 pm Eastern / 8:00 pm Pacific
ACH Show @ 1:00 am Eastern / 10:00 pm Pacific

Thursday, January 20th, 2005
ACH Show @ 9:00 pm Eastern / 6:00 pm Pacific
GlamourCams Show @ 10:00 pm Eastern / 7:00 pm Pacific

I hope to see you there! :)

Bobbi B.