Wednesday, December 25, 2002

Bah Humbug!

Merry Christmas everybody! I'm having a major asthma/allergy attack right now. This sucks! I'm going to go lay in bed with Gucci (my Papillon doggie) and get some sleep. Nite nite!

XoXoX,
Bobbi B.♥

Saturday, December 21, 2002

Bobbi the Russian Bride? Bitch Fest!

Wow! I can't believe I didn't mention in my livejournal what has been going on with my photos. Here is an update. As you all know, I have had many problems with people stealing my images in the past. Well it has definitely gotten out of hand! For starters, someone used my photo in an ad which was published in the LA or OC Weekly for some in-call escort service. Then this company stole my photo right out of Muscular Development magazine and published me in an ad for a penis enlargement pill without my permission. The ad has been published in MAJOR magazines (FHM, Maxim, Muscle & Fitness, and Flex). I contacted the photographer and he absolutely did not license the images to them. Can you say lawsuit?! LMAO! Here's an excerpt from one of the ads, "How Do You Measure Up? Do You Have Enough To Satisfy Her... Or Do You Fall Short? If You Think "You're The Man"... Think Again! Imagine you're on a date with this beautiful woman... She wants you to take her home for a night of hot, passionate sex. Now this could be the most exciting night of both your lives, or it could be the most embarrassing. When she unbuttons your slacks and grasps for your erect penis for the first time, what will she think? Will you have enough to satisfy her?" ROFLOL! It makes me laugh but at the same time it pisses me off. I try to accept and turn down jobs as I see fit but I didn't have the choice in this matter, nor did I get paid! Even if they had tried to hire me for this job, I wouldn't have done it. I don't need the money and I try to keep my image clean. I don't want my face associated with B.S. garbage like this. Plus, what makes it even worse is that they published the ad in 2 fitness magazines, which just so happens to be my industry. I now have a brilliant Harvard educated lawyer involved. Cease and Desist letters have gone out to the magazines that published the ad, the manufacturer of this product, and the publishers of similar magazines which could unknowingly publish the ad in the future. If you have seen this ad published anywhere else that I did not mention, please let me know. It could help me with my case. God! What a pain in the ass dealing with all this stuff is but I have never been the type to sit around and let people get away with this sort of thing! They are definitely barking up the wrong tree! I am extremely concerned that the use of my photograph in this advertisement could affect my reputation within the fitness industry and amongst my fans. Yes, I actually give a fuck, and yes, I will find out and take action. Let that be a lesson to anyone else that wants to try and use my photos in an ad without my permission! What sucks is that the damage is already done, the ad has already been published 4 times. At least the editors of these magazines now know that I did not give my permission.

Now that the penis enlargement case is being worked on I have a new bone to pick with the owners of a mail-order Russian bride agency. They are using my headshot in the navigation menu of their website. I hate to break it to you but I am not a mail-order bride from Russia! Ummmm no dude! I live in the U.S. and believe it or not, my fans probably won't sign up for your service now because they recognized me and think you are scam artists using fake pictures. Try again! I swear, this shit never ends! Grrrr! I fear that this one may be tough since they are based in Spain but I am going to try my best. I could always employ the lil trick that I pulled with that lame LoveMyCarpet website! I will have to wait and see with this one. I sent out a copyright infringement / cease and desist letter but I haven't heard anything back yet. I will give them some time but for the meantime, I am hotlinking the photo that they have of me on their site here so that I can check their progress.

Anyway, til next time... Love you guys! Thanks again to all of you for being so diligent and letting me know these things. I have the best fans/friends in the whole wide world! *Kisses*

Much Love,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com

Sunday, December 15, 2002

People are mean!

Sorry for the lack of posts. I've been busy with Celeste's site and I have been trying to catch up after my trip to New York. I will reply to the comments on my latest entries when I have a chance.

I went out last night to celebrate my birthday. We had just gotten there and I went up to the bar to get a drink. I felt something hit me in the back of the head. Instead of turning around and giving whatever asshole threw something at me the satisfaction that they were looking for, I asked my friend Brandi to look for suspicious activity. She wasn't able to figure out who the culprit was, so I blew it off. I figured that it was just a piece of paper or something. And besides, it was my birthday, we wanted to have a good time! We finished the night, dancing, drinking, and partying it up at Club M in Laguna Beach. This morning, I woke up and started to get ready to go see my family. I just now found out what was thrown at me! I've been trying to get gum out of my hair for about 3 hours now. I don't fucking understand that! Why the fuck would someone throw gum at someone who is a total stranger? That is soooo not cool! I cannot comprehend! I would NEVER EVER do that to anyone, not even my worst enemy! Why the fuck does this stuff always happen to me? I really should not have such bad karma! I am a nice person to everyone. I don't walk around with an attitude or thinking I am the shit. Even if I did, throwing gum in someone's hair is still not warranted! What kind of low-class individual does stuff like this? I just don't understand and I think I never fucking will! People are fucking assholes! Thank god for Goo Gone! It's taken me a long time to grow my hair this long! I am one of the few chicks in L.A. with long blonde hair that is real, not extensions. Anyway, I just wanted to get that off my 34 DDD chest! LOL! I have to go finish getting ready now. I'm late again!

XoXoX,
Bobbi B.

Saturday, October 26, 2002

Bobbi Does NYC!

My God! Doesn't that anxious mood frog
anxious
look cracked the fuck out?! LMAO!

Reminds me of when I used to go to the after-hours in LA called "Does Your Momma Know". That place was a freak-show fest but it was the only place to go at that hour! Everyone there was usually on so many drugs that they'd come up and start telling me their life stories. I was like, "Did I ask?" but I was always polite because I felt sorry for them. I got a kick out of that place for some strange reason. I sure did have fun back in the day.

Here's the latest! I leave for NYC tomorrow with Heather. I am very excited! And... even Gucci is coming with me. He's so spoiled! I bought him a purple patent leather raincoat so that he stays warm and dry out there. Please don't remove me from your friends page because it might be a while until I post again. I will have to get caught up with my email situation when I get back. Plus, Celeste's site is set to open while I am gone. I will probably be really busy when I get home. Anyway, I am organizing a meet for all my internet friends from New York. If you would like to go out to dinner with Heather and I, please come by Chili's in Times Square Oct. 28th at 8 pm. Although I can't predict the future, based on the past, I don't get out to NYC EVER so this is probably THE ONLY time I will be out there... unless maybe while I am there I meet the man of my dreams and he kidnaps me, LOL! So please show up! It'd be nice to meet my New Yorkers finally! I have always said that I like the people of NY. At least in NY if someone doesn't like you, they will tell you within the first 15 seconds of you meeting them. In LA, everyone is nice to your face and as soon as you leave, they are talking shit! I respect the honesty. I'd rather know who my friends are. Well... I have a ton of stuff to do to get ready for my trip.

Love ya,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com

Thursday, October 17, 2002

Gucci is sick! :(

Gucci is at the vet. He wouldn't stop puking and he wouldn't eat so I took him in today. I hope he will be ok. Does anyone know if Ikea still sells those heart stuffed animals with the long arms? I want one of those things! I need to get him that so that he will hump that instead of every blanket he sees! It will be his girlfriend. He needs one!

I did a TON of updates and now I am going to go lay in bed and watch some tv. Here is one more new pic...


I need to get my body looking like this again!

XOXO,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bobbibillard

Bad Bobbi!

I pulled an all nighter! God, I hate it when I do that!!!! Now I am going to be on "Vampire/Stripper Hours"! Damnit! I get so into my work that I can't stop until I am finished. Sarah has been helping me out majorly. I asked her to help me redesign a few pages on my website and she hooked me up!! My new Latest News page is really cool because now it doesn't take ages to load like before. And my B-Movies page is all organized. I was finally able to upload a bunch of old-school movies from back in the day! It's such a trip seeing movies of yourself when you were a bit younger. I didn't like my makeup and hair at all! Yuck!! I dunno... it's funny but I don't miss those days one bit! You'd think I would because back then I was "Baby Bobbi"... so young! So fresh and so clean clean! LOL! Nope! I am hoping the years will continue to be kind to me. However, if I keep pulling these late nighters, I might have to watch out! I need to get some beauty rest soon but first, let me show you my new pics...


"I'm a Barbie Girl, In a Barbie World!" This was taken at the Barbie & Ken mansion. That was a trippy place but definitely a cool place for a shoot! I oughta tell you all about that day sometime.
The photographer that shot me for Muscular Development took this shot. It makes me think of that song, "Wrap it up... I'll take it"!

My dog "Gucci" has been hacking up a lung all night. I don't know if I should take him to the vet or what. He's dry heaving and sounds pretty bad off. Poor guy! I guess it's a good thing I didn't go to bed early because I doubt I would be getting any sleep right about now! I sure hope the lil guy is ok. I'll take him to the vet if he's still sick when I wake up.

In other news, I might be sneaking off this weekend. Don't worry, I will post up pics from my little adventure!

XOXO,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bobbibillard

Wednesday, October 16, 2002

Quickie!

I'm late for the gym again...

I'll be home in a bit and then I will check to see if I have responded to everyone's comments and maybe check out my friends page a little bit. I have been adding a bunch of new people and I reconnected with a few people from the past too. I love Livejournal!

I have to go get my blood drawn today. Fun fun fun! I hope I don't blow it off again...

Hugz,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bobbibillard

Monday, October 14, 2002

V is for Victory!

I can't believe it... It's over finally! Here are the latest emails from LoveMyCarpet dude...



At 04:14 PM 10/11/2002 -0400, Photo Guy photoguy@lovemyhoneys.com wrote:

This is not Bobbi or whom ever you say it is. We have this girls ID on file and it is not her. The girl in the photo whom you refer to is from UTAH get over it. JM

----- Original Message -----
From: BobbiBillard.com
To: Photo Guy photoguy@lovemyhoneys.com
Sent: Friday, October 11, 2002 7:22 PM
Subject: Re: TRIPLE-SSS Hosting


It is Bobbi Billard. It is impossible that you have a release because there is no question that it is her. It's her house in the background. One of Bobbi's fans recognized the shot and Bobbi herself confirmed it. She should know! We will take it up with iBill if you are uncooperative. Copyright infringement is not permitted under their terms of service.

To: "BobbiBillard.com"
From: Photo Guy photoguy@lovemyhoneys.com

I am so over these e-mails from you ......I am going to have my webmaster put a new picture up of the same girl.....a photo that I have taken...which will settle this matter once and for all. After that happens we will block any e-mails coming from you as I am sick of reading them. JM



Well... it's official! They have removed me from their website! Yay! I want to say thanks to everyone for putting the hearts in your journals. I think they got their bandwith bill for the month and started to figure that it wasn't worth it. What was funny is that they told me that they were going to take it down and replace it with the same model. I was like, "Great! So they are going to steal a different pic of mine or are they going to put some other chick up there and pretend like it was her all along? I guess I will see what happens!" Why can't people just be honest and admit when they are wrong and remedy the situation? Is that so difficult? It's no wonder our world is such a f#%ked up place!

I guess all is well that ends well. I've got to go now. I have some work to do to take all those hearts off of my website.

XOXO,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com

Saturday, October 12, 2002

Update...

Well, my mom arrived home and there was a message on the machine from my sister's new husband's parents. I guess they had called them and told them that they are indeed safe and they were relaying the message. Phew!!!!! What a relief that is!

XOXO,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bobbibillard

Worried!

I cancelled my camshow today. Sorry but I was in no condition to pull it off. Here's why... While I was at the gym working out with my trainer, I saw a news headline that caught my eye. There was a terrorist attack in Bali. My sister just got married and she is on her honeymoon in Bali right now. I am still pretty upset and worried! I have tried getting a hold of her at the hotel but my mom and I don't know exactly where she is staying. Also, her new last name is pretty long (11 letters) and every time I call I have to spell it out and say a word that begins with the first letter. The people on the phone seem as if they can't understand or hear me and it is becoming a major pain in the ass! So far, I can't find my sister so I don't have any word as to if she's alright. My mom is very worried because I guess one of the bombings occurred at a popular nightclub frequented by tourists on Saturday evening. My sister loves to dance!! She could have very well been there with her new husband! I really would think that after hearing about a bombing or whatever she would call her family and at least let us know she is alright. I will keep you all posted.

XOXO,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bobbibillard

Monday, October 7, 2002

Bobbi the Bridesmaid

Just got in today from Los Angeles. As you might have already heard, my sister got married this weekend. I was a bridesmaid and the ceremony was beautiful! My father died of cancer when I was 19 so he couldn't be there to walk her down the aisle. Instead, his father (my grandfather) did. It was very emotional for me! I could not stop crying! Anyway, that's where I have been and what I have been up to. I have a lot of catching up to do now that I am back.

Oh! I am in Weekly World News this week (October 8, 2002)! Pick up a copy if you have a chance. I've been told they are sold in almost every grocery store in the U.S. & Canada. I am the "Page 5 Girl" and they published 4 photos of me and even mentioned my website! :) If you want more info, go to http://www.weeklyworldnews.com
I think they should have a pic of me on their website soon.

Take care,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bobbibillard

Friday, September 27, 2002

Cleptos Suck!

A website has stolen my one of my images and is using it in the main navigation page of their pay website. I contacted another model that I recognized and inquired if they had permission to post her images. Guess what!? They hadn't granted permission either. I emailed the webmaster of LoveMyHoneys.com one of my super-duper copyright infringement letters and I got a rather rude response back. Here is what he said, "Feel free to contact our attorneys. What ever photos are on our site we have full permission from the authors or model releases from the models themselves. Please do not contact us again if you feel we are mistaken it is certainly your prerogative and right to seek what ever legal action you think is necessary. We feel it is only fair that we warn you we will seek a legal injunction to keep you from harassing us if necessary. We would never put any material on our web site that we did not have full legal right to do so. I consider this matter closed. Joe Mora"

Ok buddy! If that's the case, then how come you have 2 separate models that never signed a release to LoveMyHoneys.com and yet you are using their images to sell memberships to your site? Show me proof that I signed a model release to your cheeseball website and I will gladly back down. I am looking for help from either a lawyer who handles internet copyright law and/or any webmasters or livejournal users out there. If you are a lawyer that can assist me in this matter, please email me at: webmaster@bobbibillard.com. If you are a webmaster or you have a website or livejournal, please add this code to your page:

img src="http://www.lovemyhoneys.com/images/mpgpict.jpg"

Don't forget to a bracket like this < before img and one like this > after the last "! The finished product will look like this:



I am hoping that by hotlinking this image all over my site and elsewhere on the net, he will be forced to change it to something/someone else. I wish I could see the look on his face when he gets his bandwith bill this month. Hahaha!

XOXO,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com/
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bobbibillard

P.S. I am so bad... LOL!







Tuesday, September 24, 2002

Hallmark Cards you will never see... Bobbi & Friends Update

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."


"How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?"


"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After
having met you, I've changed my mind."


"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in
Hell 'till I met you."


"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but
wonder. What the fuck was I thinking?"


"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to
ruin it for me."


"If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."


"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like
the need for therapy."


"Thanks for being part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before
this!"


"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to
take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again."


"Some day I hope to get married, but not to you."


"Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with boobs that
are bigger than mine."


"Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... almost lifelike!!"


"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've
broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise!"


"I knew that day would come when you would leave me for my best friend.
So here's his leash, water bowl, and chew toys."


"We have been friends for a very long time, what do you say we call it quits."


"I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."


"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy!! Did you ever find out who
the father was?"


"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there
was only one life jacket. I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."


"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
birthday. So... we're having you put to sleep."


"Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!!" (Available only in Arkansas)

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I've been working on my girlfriend Celeste's website. You can check it out by visiting: http://www.celestemarie.com.

As for me, I am dealing I guess. My back/neck is re-injured so I've been taking it easy and trying to get better so that I can get back in the gym. Well... I'm off to rest now. Until next time...

XOXO,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/bobbibillard

Tuesday, August 13, 2002

Magazine Features & Penis Enlargement Pills

Thanks to David and Vee, I found out that I am in Celebrity Sleuth magazine this month. It's the Women of Fantasy 13 - October 2002 issue. They put a small picture of me on the cover and even mentioned my name. Woohoo! Plus, I have a four page layout in the issue. I am pretty happy with how it came out. You can pick up a copy by going to their website or calling around to some newsstands. Once again, they don't sell it everywhere so you might have to look a bit but trust me, its worth it... after all, I am naked! *giggle* I bought my copy at Tower Records so if you have one of those stores where you live, you might be able to find it there. I suggest to call first just to be sure. Speaking of magazines, a big thank you to Tony for filling me in that I am in FHM magazine this month! Now before you get all excited, let me just tell you I am not too thrilled! It turns out that some company stole my photo right out of Muscular Development magazine and published me in an ad for a penis enlargement pill. I contacted the photographer and he did not license the images to them. Can you say lawsuit?! LMAO! It's kind of comical actually... Here's an excerpt from the ad, "How Do You Measure Up? Do You Have Enough To Satisfy Her... Or Do You Fall Short? If You Think "You're The Man"... Think Again! Imagine you're on a date with this beautiful woman... She wants you to take her home for a night of hot, passionate sex. Now this could be the most exciting night of both your lives, or it could be the most embarrassing. When she unbuttons your slacks and grasps for your erect penis for the first time, what will she think? Will you have enough to satisfy her?" ROFLOL! I can't help but wonder if any of my ex-boyfriends will see this! It makes me laugh but at the same time it pisses me off. I try to accept and turn down jobs as I see fit but I didn't have the choice in this matter, nor did I get paid! Even if they had tried to hire me for this job, I would have probably politely declined. I don't really want my face associated with B.S. products like this. At least in the ad, they are paying me a compliment, it could have been worse! And I do have to admit, it is pretty funny! Anyway, til next time... Love you guys! Thanks again to all of you for being so diligent and letting me know these things. I have the best fans/friends in the whole wide world! *Kisses*

XOXO,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com

Sunday, June 2, 2002

It's a boy!

Announcement time! I have a new man in my life! He's loyal and faithful and loving. He sleeps in bed with me every night. Meet Gucci...





My July Muscular Development magazine cover is out now. I have a huge layout inside the mag (31 pages). There is also a pull-out poster centerfold & an interview. I will also be featured inside the August issue as well. Pick up a copy if you have a chance.

XOXO,
Bobbi B.
http://www.bobbibillard.com

Tuesday, May 14, 2002

Ok... I'm Fired! Bring in the New Girl! LOL!

Hiya! Betcha thought you'd never hear from me again! Well, here's what I've been up to... Got about an hour?

I've been locked up in my house for the past 2 months. I'm playing hermit... but not by choice. You see, I was working out with this trainer and he had me lifting way too heavy. I ended up hurting myself... bad! I was doing chest press with 70 lb. dumbbells... yeah, can you believe that? Well guess what?! I threw out my back, or so I thought. Then I went to a chiropractor and I developed numbness in my fingers. Its been 2 months. I've been to a orthopedic surgeon, had an MRI, been to a zillion acupuncture sessions, physical therapy, and I am still at square one! No relief in my pain what so ever! And I haven't been able to work out at all which totally sucks! I am just now starting to be able to sit in my chair and type and even that causes me pain! My diagnosis so far is cervical strain and radiculopathy. I really hope I get better soon before I lose it! Anyways.......

On the brighter side, I have some really good news. I have been able to accomplish one of my goals in life! I am going to be on the cover of Muscular Development magazine next month. It comes out in a few weeks. I am so excited!!!!! I will be on the cover of the July issue and I will also be in a bunch of pictures inside the magazine. And I will have some photos in the August issue as well. I have a special offer on my website (for all my fans and friends), I will autograph my issue free of charge. If you are interested in learning more, please Click here! I have already heard that many people have been getting subscriptions or asking their local stores to reserve copies. I am hoping to make this their biggest selling issue ever! If you buy the issue and like my pics, please email them or snail mail the editors to let them know. I will let you know more about all this soon.

Talk to you soon. I promise this time will be sooner rather than later. Don't miss me too much. Love you!

XOXO,
Bobbi B.
Bobbi Billard Dot Com... Yeah Baby Yeah!