Friday, June 27, 2008
As I approach 1.3 million friends on myspace, I thought of a brilliant plan. Can you imagine if every single person each gave me a dollar? I'd be rich, right?
Well sorta... First of all, I could never see myself asking ya'll for a dollar. I mean come on... that would be extremely tacky!
I lost my dad to pancreatic cancer when I was only 19, and my whole world crumbled. I watched him suffer from this horrible disease and knew that I didn't want anyone else to go through what he went through.
Pancreatic cancer has the worst survival rate and is the most under funded of all major cancers. 75% of pancreatic cancer patients will die within 12 months and less than 5% survive for five years!!! The only way to change the horrible statistics is to raise as much money as possible for research! We've seen what research efforts have done for other diseases. Let's raise money to fund research NOW for pancreatic cancer and not let another person lose someone they love.
The people at Pancreatic Cancer Action Network were kind enough to help me come up with a way to do this. Now I just need your help. I would greatly appreciate it if you would help me out with this plan.
Please give whatever you are able. This is a very important cause to me. Just look at it this way... give up a couple of Starbucks, or give up that pizza & beer for one Saturday night, or one manicure & pedicure, or dinner & a movie. I think you get the picture. Give what you can but give from your heart!
Together, we can really make a difference!
Visit www.pancan.org/bobbi and check it out. All donations are tax deductible and if you donate, you even have a chance to win a date with ME. And... I am going to give an autographed photo to the first 100 people that donate.
Friday, April 25, 2008
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Sunday, March 2, 2008
And the photo wasn't of me. Pretty girl though.... Has this ever happened to you? I saw it happen to my friend Karli before but her photo was a photo of some strange looking guy. Hey, if you are going to get hacked, at least let it be done by some hot chick right?
Anyway, I changed my password just in case and everything seems like it is back to normal.
Special thanks to Oscar and Falcon for emailing me to let me know.
Monday, February 11, 2008
I'm going to keep adding to this blog as new things make me smile and I invite you all to post comments here to help make others smile too. I'm aiming to make this the happiest blog on MySpace. :)
Every day I have to walk past a car that is parked in the garage. And this is not just any car! I'm not sure who owns it but it is obviously being stored there and not being driven. It is always in the same spot and over the past few months has collected a pretty thick layer of dust.
Apparently, someone has been inspired by this car and has decided to turn it into their canvas. First, someone drew a lovely picture of a cock with a pair of balls along with "Wash Me" in block letters. LOL! Then a week or two later, I noticed a drawing of a naked woman appeared on the back window of the car. Then yesterday night, my roomie and I went to go pick up some take-out and of course, we happened upon that same car again. I couldn't help but look as I usually do and I'm so glad I did because I noticed that there was something new added. Somebody had written... "You wish your wife was this dirty!" LMAO!
Now I don't really condone drawing on other people's dirty cars but I have to admit, this was the funniest saying I have ever seen written on a dirty car in my life. I thought that it was so funny that I made my roomie take a photo with her iPhone.
And while we are still talking about art, I'm not sure if you heard but not too long ago there was a robbery at a museum in Brazil. I happened to be signing on to AOL to check some emails and I saw the headlines. I've always been interested in art so when I saw that some expensive paintings had been stolen, I clicked on it. I read the story and just by chance started reading some of the comments that people had posted. I got to one that had me laughing my ass off. It read, "What a bunch of idiots! Who would want to steal a painting of Sylvester Stalone in drag?" And now the painting he was talking about which made me LMAO...
It does bear a striking resemblance. If you use your imagination of course. :)
Silly thieves! Hey! Have you guys seen my bra?
Pinky is bad ass! Meow motherfucker MEOW!
Not really funny but it brings a smile to my face and is a great concept. Now who wants a hug?
Everyone, let's make this blog the funniest and happiest blog on myspace. And please send your friends here when you want to cheer them up. It's important to laugh and enjoy life. So spread the word. I'll post some more stuff. I'm off to go scour the net.
What makes YOU laugh? Tell me or post a photo of it below... And please make sure you go thru and remove all links, alt tags, borders, and resizing in the HTML or else it will not go thru and only post one image per comment. Your code should look like this (in HTML code): Less than sign img src = quote link quote greater than sign. If you are confused, just google HTML code to insert an image and read it. It's so easy! Youuuu can doooo it! :) Make sure you check out all the funny pics in the comments and pass this link off to a friend. Thanks in advance for making this the most popular blog ever to make people smile, laugh, and cheer up!
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Hello, I'm Bobbi Billard and I'm your tour guide. I'm going to take you along with ME on my recent trip to Haiti. We will be accompanied by the lovely Ika (whose voice you will hear in the background of my videos). And the good news is that you won't even have to get up from your computer chair. *wink wink*
In this first video, we are on the plane in first class. We are traveling from Miami to Haiti. We are laughing and being sarcastic about being "bitches in first class". LOL! So kick your feet up, sit back, and relax. Cheers ya'll! Enjoy!
Cliff Notes: In case you were wondering what I said after I said "Cheers", I said "Opai". "Opai" is MY way of saying "Cheers" and it has been a long time joke of mine. The word Opai actually means boobs in Japanese... and Kampai means cheers. As you can see, they sound a little bit similar. So, when I go to a sushi bar, I always make it a point to sit at the bar, order some sake, and yell out Opai instead of Kampai while watching the reactions from the sushi chefs. They either think I am a dumb blonde that is confused about how to properly say cheers, or they think it is funny because I'm extremely busty and I'm cheers-ing to boobs, or they are very traditional and not quite sure how to react. Either way, it's always guaranteed for a good laugh! :)
We are about to land at the Port au Prince Airport in Haiti. Fasten your seatbelts and put your seats back in the upright position. Haiti... here we come!
Remember... There's no such thing as too HOT, too SKINNY, or too RICH. I'm still trying to find out if that's true. I promised that I'll be sure to let you know just as soon as I figure it out.
Fasten your seatbelt, we are going for a ride. I've got shotgun! For safety purposes, we'll be riding around in a bullet proof car. Can someone please pass me my Kevlar bra? We'll be at the beach house in about an hour and a half...
The song playing in the background is from a CD we were playing while driving. Since you guys often ask about the music, it is called Life (Original Mix) by Atfc. At the time, I wasn't paying much attention to it. I was too busy looking around and taking everything in. However, looking back and watching the clips from our trip, I think that this song was very fitting for the drive.
We made it to the beach house safe, in one piece. Lucky you! You missed the stressful part of the car ride. We weren't filming but I thought we were going to die! The roads in Haiti are much different than in the U.S. We were driving over 100 MPH on bumpy dirt roads where there were head on collisions approaching towards us; cows, horses, goats and kids ready to dart out into the road at any given second; mack trucks, busses, and tap-taps (Haitian cabs) running you off the road, etc. Enough about that though. I came to Haiti to have a good time and it's time to relax at the beach... I'm going to try to lay out and get some sunshine after all of that craziness.
Pull up a chair and lay out with me...
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The next day we packed our things and headed back to Ika's parents' house. Her mom had a big party planned for Christmas eve.
Time to go. Hop in the car and see more of Haiti with us.
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Now it's time for the party. Yo! Will someone pour me some more liquid courage please? I was at this Christmas eve party with Ika and a bunch of her relatives and friends. I'm a bit shy around people I don't know that well. Everyone was downstairs by the pool dancing to some extremely loud Haitian music. I can only imagine how loud it must have been down there where the speakers were. The music was really nice but you know you're getting old when you complain about how loud the music is. LOL! Forgive me... I had just had a birthday. Allow me to sulk for a bit.
Anyway, Merry Xmas Eve ya'll! Too bad I wasn't home to spend it with you all but this will have to do. Better late than never right?
This last video is a slideshow of images taken during my trip so check it out. You'll see the New Years Eve celebration along with everything else that we did.
Click here to check out my slideshow of pics from Haiti...
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Hope you had fun. I'm off to bed now. Nite nite! :)
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
If this continues... I'm going to have a headache this big....
And it will have Excedrin written all over it!
Seriously... Ummm dude... do you friggin' mind? I'm trying to think so I can blog here!
Geez! Sometimes I feel like turning into a superhero... like Tank Girl for instance.
Although, I would definitely need to be armed with a pink paintball gun in addition to my big bazookas!
Living in Hollywood is a trip! Just the other day, some dude jumped off our apartment building a few weeks ago, not once but TWICE... and lived to tell about it! I'm seriously not kidding. I wish I was though... Crazy sheeyat eh?
They say the third time is a charm? Let's hope this poor guy learned his lesson!
My roommate and I each placed two separate orders. One from a delivery grocery store and one from a restaurant. We received a phone call from the first delivery guy and supposedly the cops wouldn't let him up into the building because "there was a situation" going down. My roommate responded with, "What does that mean? So if I go out there, am I going to get shot or something?" LOL!
The delivery driver didn't know exactly what "the situation" was but my roommate is a bad-ass and she went down there to get her order anyway. I wasn't surprised at all!
She came back and told me that there was a guy threatening to jump off the building. LOVELY! I hoped that they would at least help talk the guy out of it in time so that I didn't have to deal with the same thing when my food came. I was in my PJs and not feeling all that well that day. That's the whole reason why my lazy ass called for delivery in the first place. The last thing I wanted to do was jump through hoops to get something to eat.
If I had wanted to do all of that, I would have gone and gotten the food myself.
Alas, I had no such luck. Sure enough, my food arrived and same shit! I had to go down and get it myself. Grrr! I changed out of my PJs into something more appropriate to wear outside of the house. I can hear the peanut gallery now... *Boo! Hiss!*
Well... The last thing I would want to do is show up in something skimpy and cause the delivery guy to have a heart attack or something!
This is a fried doughnut burger. Yes, it really exists! And guaran-fuckin-teed to cause a heart attack too!
And as a side note: I'm sorry to ruin your fantasy guys... contrary to popular belief, the scripts that they have in porno movies are usually not based upon actual events.
I really should answer the door like this when they deliver pizzas to me...
However, I really don't care to know if you have an extra large sausage dude! TMI = Too Much Information!
Anyway, while waiting for the elevator, I overheard some chick on her cell phone telling her friend the newest LA gossip scoop... She hung up the phone and I got into the elevator with her. She proceeded to tell me what you and everyone out there in cyber-land are dying to know... What the hell happened?
I guess the suicidal guy ended up jumping down 2 stories inside our building's courtyard. After the first jump, he got up and then went to the pool area. And get this people!!! To add insult to injury, he proceeded to jump off the building AGAIN down to the street below. This guy has got to have a guardian angel in addition to having nine lives or something.
If I ever find out who this guy is, I'm taking him to Vegas with me...
He rolled the dice and lived through both jumps. Supposedly the paramedics came and were attaching stuff to him while he was trying to rip it off of him. Total fruit loop I tell you! She said he must have been on drugs. I agree... I just wonder what the hell he took to make him lose his marbles like that! Anyway... Poor guy! I hope he gets well soon 'cuz that's going to leave a mark! :(
Welcome to Hollywood!
And if that story wasn't bad enough, it's even more fabulous here when the local bar closes every night. Sure enough, like clockwork, at around 2 am every single night, the freaks come out at night. Yelling and screaming their heads off like a herd of dogs in heat. I feel like putting on a bikini, going out onto the balcony, grabbing a megaphone and yelling, "Let me know how all of that catcalling and yelling is working out for you people! No wonder ya'll are going home alone!" LOL!
But my megaphone would have to be PINK...
...to match my paintball gun (of course). *giggle*
Yay! The beeping has finally stopped. And with that, I am out. I'll be in touch with Adventures in Hollywood Part Deux once I have another interesting story to tell you. :)
Sunday, January 27, 2008
If I get another spam email in my inbox, I am going to lose my marbles! I’m sorry to vent but I’m having a really bad spam day and I just had to go through and delete about 300 of these from my inbox and my comments on MySpace. Is it just me or do you guys also receive spam after spam from people trying to sell you everything under the sun?
For starters, don’t you realize that spamming will cause you to be fined heavily once they catch your ass? And if you are ballsy enough to do it on MySpace, they will delete your profile. It says clear as day in the Terms of Service here that you cannot use your myspace for commerce without expressed permission from MySpace. Spammers don’t give a fuck that annoy the crap out of you by constantly emailing and myspacing you. They don’t care that they are wasting your valuble free time. Time that you could instead be spending with friends and/or family members, voluntering to make this world a better place, or even working to keep the lights on in your apartment... No! To the spammers, you are just another dollar sign.
You should think twice when joining the get rich quick schemes on the internet which urge you to spam contacts on your mailing list in order to make a buck.
Sorry ya’ll! That’s my rant of the day. Please please, for the love of God, quit spamming me! I promise that I’ll return the favor.
I’m off to take a nice hot bubble bath now. Calgon, take me away!
Thursday, January 24, 2008
I'm caught in the middle of a religious debate. I recently received a message from someone who told me that a preacher was going around slandering my name. I went to YouTube and sure enough, there was the video of Pastor G. Craige Lewis from EX Ministries. In the clip he talks about a religious singer named Fred Hammond and blasts him for having ME as a friend on his MySpace. He says my name, "Bobbi Billard" and calls me a "porn star". Check it out...
For those that don't know already, I am NOT a porn star. A porn star is someone that has sexual intercourse on film and makes XXX movies. To each his or her own but I have never done that. Granted, I have done Playboy style nudity during my career and some people equate nudity with porn. I do not agree. I think the human body is a beautiful thing. There are many works of religious artwork that have nude figures (some is even featured in the great cathedrals all over the world). To quote a friend of mine, "if Nudity was so horrible perhaps God should have had us all born in clothing..LOL". Regardless, Pastor Lewis did not do his research before making this video about me. And apparently he completely missed the following passages in his bible...
Romans 14:10 But why dost thou judge thy brother? or why dost thou set at nought thy brother? for we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ.
In other words... But you, why do you make yourself your brother's judge? or again, why have you no respect for your brother? because we will all have to take our place before God as our judge.
Romans 14:13 Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way.
In other words... Then let us not be judges of one another any longer: but keep this in mind, that no man is to make it hard for his brother, or give him cause for doubting.
Luke 6:37 Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:
In other words... Be not judges of others, and you will not be judged: do not give punishment to others, and you will not get punishment yourselves: make others free, and you will be made free:
Luke 6:41 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
In other words... And why do you take note of the grain of dust in your brother's eye, but take no note of the bit of wood which is in your eye?
Exodus 20:16 Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Pretty self explanatory right there.
I do not believe that people have the right to go around condemning people and saying whether or not Jesus would accept them. It is not their place. I prefer Jesus of Zion to the guy in this video. If you have ever heard his WWJSNL show on NowLive.com, you would see what I mean. He teaches about LOVE, not hate. Check him out sometime and add him to your myspace.
And make sure you add Fred Hammond to your myspace. I am a fan. Here's a video of him responding to people that criticize whom he accepts on his myspace. I applaud him for standing up for what he believes in and not backing down to the pressure from people like Pastor Lewis.
Thoughts? Questions? Concerns? Post em after the beep... *BEEP*
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
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