UPDATE: I will be filming the first episode of my reality show, "Double B", at the club on Saturday night. Make sure you come on by and I'll do my best to try and make ya' famous! *Wink Wink!*
I keep having a problem with my myspace and I'm not quite sure how this is happening. I first noticed it yesterday while viewing my profile. I was looking at the menu at the top and I noticed that I had two instead of one...
"That's odd!" I thought. I clicked on the "Home" link and instead of taking me to http://home.myspace.com, it took me to one of those phony login pages that password phishers use to snag your account info. Yesterday my menu was pointing to http://www.../images/login.html but I removed that unwanted code right away. Then I immediately changed my password just in case. I know that I hadn't added this to my own profile, but someone must have done it.
Today, I went to check out my MySpace profile again and the same thing is back up there except it is a link to a NEW password phishing site. When you click on any of the links underneath my menu with the hearts seperating the options, it takes you to this URL:
I'm really confused as to how this code got there again this time since I'm using a brand new password. Could this be like that "flying spaghetti monster" virus that was going around myspace a while back?
I believe that the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" virus was passed around by simply surfing onto an infected user's page or by clicking on an infected link.
I know Tom posted a recent blog with info on these phishing pages but I haven't seen anyone discussing these infected menus. I've been surfing around and noticing that a lot of people have the same menu infected with a password phishing link going on with their page... they probably just don't know it yet. I hope myspace fixes whatever is causing this problem. I just hope they don't get rid of the mod to customize your menu on your profile. I'm pretty sure that is what will happen though.
I'd advise you all to change your passwords immediately. Especially if you clicked on my menu link and were asked to input your account info and you did.
ATTENTION: I had temporarily left up this password phishing BS on my page so that ya'll could get a visual of what I was talking about but I decided to delete it. However, if you'd like to see what it looks like, here are some other profiles that I have noticed are having the same problem that I was. As you can see, this is spreading across myspace quite rapidly.
Enter at your own risk as I do not know for sure how this virus is being transmitted. And whatever you do, do not enter in your account info unless you feel like giving it to the barnyards over at http://www.daviddraftsystem.com/images/login.html or any of the other phishing websites. It would be kinda cool to see what happens if you do though... Hmmm! Maybe I will make a dummy profile and test it out and get back to you. Make sure you check out Tom's blog so you learn how to protect your profile from hackers...
Happy safe surfing!
My interview with Below the Belt Show replay is now up...
Feel free to have a listen and let me know what you think. :)
Gosh! It's been so hard for me to make up my mind with this whole contest. I swear... I must be the Queen of Indecisiveness. After months of thinking about who I should fly to California to go to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert with me, I admit that I had a lot of trouble making up my mind! There were so many great guys to choose from. I was literally torn! And after seeing how badly some people reacted when I narrowed the field down from the over two thousand entries to just eight semifinalists, I wasn't looking forward to announcing the winner. And that saddens me, because I really wanted this contest to be fun for everyone. I guess I just really wasn't prepared for the reaction from those with sour grapes. And I feel bad... because I was really thankful to all that took the time to enter... unfortunately there can only be one winner. So I turned to my girlfriends and asked them who they thought would be most compatible with me. And through their answers, I was able to come up with a winner...
The person that my friends and I thought would be most compatible with me is Shawn Malloy aka Comic Relief...
My friends know how much I love to laugh. I've always been drawn to guys with a good sense of humor. I'm always cracking jokes... that is, if I feel comfortable enough being silly around you. I try not to take anything too seriously. Shawn won my heart with his wild comedic ways... I know there will not be a dull moment when we go out to dinner and then to the concert together. So congratulations Shawn! I can't wait to bring you out to California to party with me! We are going to have so much fun! The concert is August 31st. I promise we'll take a bunch of pics... Right Shawn?
And before you start feeling bad for your favorite, don't worry... I hooked them all up with a special top secret prize. I received a nice email from all of the entrants thanking me for what I gave them. I hope nobody is mad at me. If I could afford to take you all, I would.
Special Thanks To:
Photography: Matt Blum www.blumphotography.com
Don't forget to add Matt Blum to your MySpace friends list here: http://www.myspace.com/blumphotography
Hair/Makeup: Yvonne Balzano firstname.lastname@example.org
If you see anyone on MySpace (or anywhere else on the internet for that matter) that is pretending to be me, please send an email with the URL of the profile to email@example.com.
Please note: This email address is not to contact me personally. This email gets sent to my Copyright Violations Agent who will take care of it promptly.
Yesterday, I talked on the phone all day with an old friend of mine that found me because of MySpace. I also got an email from one of my favorite M.A.C. makeup artists. She ran across me on MySpace too. And it just so happens that I am in need of a good makeup artist for a bunch of my upcoming shoots. I guess it is one of the many benefits of having over 400,000 friends on here.
It's funny that all of this is happening because over the weekend I drank "I Am Lucky" water for the first time. I swear it must be working. I almost bought Fiji but the guy up front pointed out some other brands instead. There was "I Am Lucky", "I Am Loved", and I forget what the other one was called. He advised me to get one of the mantra waters instead of the Fiji because he claimed it really worked. "I've been drinking the 'I Am Loved' and boy am I loved now!" he told me. Alright alright... cut the sales pitch... give me the "I Am Lucky" water. I need some luck damnit! So I drank the water and like the bottle said I repeated the mantra with every sip and I'll tell you... it really did work. I checked my inbox and I had 2 long lost friends and a bunch of modeling bookings. Pretty cool eh?
Do you want to "get lucky" too?
A portion of their profits go to charity. Somebody get me a spokesmodel gig for AquaMantra already! LOL!
I just found out that I think I must have made the cut in the movie Phat Girlz. I shot for this project a long while back. Some of you may remember the behind the scenes gallery going up in my members area. The photos were behind the scenes shots from that day. And if you are a member... you probably wondered why I decided to call it "Phat Girls" eh?
And speaking of that... I need to change the name of that members area gallery to be spelled correctly. I didn't realize that the movie title was going to be spelled like "Girlz" instead of "Girls". Gosh it really sucks being a perfectionist sometimes!
So now I've finally been in a movie... my very first movie! I got a credit and everything (Bobbi Billard - Bikini Girl... woohoo!)... only I didn't even get to go see it. Damnit! Wouldn't you know it? I saw that it had came out in the theaters but being that it wasn't in out for very long, I missed my opportunity to catch the movie on the big screen and see if I wound up on the cutting room floor or not. And I didn't make an announcement for this very reason. I wanted to be sure that I was in the actual movie before I said anything. To be honest, I wasn't that hopeful that I would make the cut. They had told me all about the part... I was to be a bikini girl on a billboard advertising a golf course that the main character Mo'Nique drives by. She's a curvaceous African American comedian and from what I'm told, a lot of her schtick has to do with hating "skinny girls". So she's driving out to Palm Springs I think it was and she drives by this billboard and I'm on it and she makes some comment about hating skinny bitches. It sounded like a cool enough part. And, of course, I was really excited about the opportunity to be in my very first movie! However, when I got to the set, I noticed that the type of camera that they were using along with a few other things didn't make me feel confident that they would be able to make a billboard out of the photos. It's kind of hard to explain unless you've been in the business for a while! I had showed up to the set with my camera man (for the behind the scenes shots) and he had the same doubts that I did. And what made matters worse... the camera woman seemed like she had never taken photos of girls in bikinis before. I thought for sure we weren't going to make the final edit. However, this is one time that I am glad that I was wrong! I must say that I am pleasantly surprised and I now have my very first movie credit on IMDB. Yay!
Anyway, I hope I at least look cute in the movie and Mo'Nique doesn't make us look totally stupid. It wasn't a high budget film or anything... we didn't have hair or makeup or any of that so I'm a bit scared. Plus, like I said... the photographer was as green as grass when it came to shooting bikini girls... so you never know if the shots are going to turn out flattering.
The director was so nice... it was her directorial debut. She thanked me profusely for being such a "professional" and said that she would keep me in mind for any future projects that she had. Bless her heart! :) That had made the whole shoot worthwhile and at that point, I didn't even care if I got to be in the final cut movie or not. It's nice to work for people who are happy with the job that you do. And I just think it's cool that she made sure that we got a credit and kept us in her film. I wish I had a way to thank her! I can't wait to see the movie! If anybody out there reading this did, let me know if you remember me. *Giggle*
That is where you come in. Stay tuned at the end to see how you can help us pick the top five from the following entries. And, I will be posting another blog about my thoughts on this entire process and I might even have my arm twisted enough to post some of the more... interesting letters that we received.
UPDATE: I was really excited about announcing the winners today but now after reading some people's comments, I'm really disappointed in some of you. What's funny is that a lot of the people that are leaving negative comments here are the exact same people that identified themselves as a "nice guy" in their entries. Yeah, you really seem nice when you insult the people who won! Get a clue! So keep on posting your sour grapes as you are only making yourselves look stupid and like the biggest sore losers out there. Plus, you are making me EXTREMELY thankful that I didn't pick YOU!
Top 8 (in no particular order)
Could it Be? A love letter that spells your name right?
I GOT TRUCKED
How To Impress Bobbi's Friends
Dear Bobbi And 10 of her Closest Friends,
Oh God. Now EVERYBODY wants to set me and Bobbi up with each other.
Alright, fine. But first I want to make it clear that I have a mind, that I am not just some piece of meat, and that I resent being treated as such, so I will NOT be "using my abs to win you over."
Today, I'll be using my arms.
And my smile.
Okay, alright! That's enough. Eyes up here.
No, really. ;-)
So Bobbi seems pretty cool. She's got the geeky gamer chick thing going on, and that's awesome (unless she's, like, one of those Dungeons & Dragons girls who dresses up like, I don't know, elves or trolls or whatever -- then I'm not so sure). She comes across as intelligent, like someone who has a good idea of who she is, what she wants, where she wants to go and what she believes (trust me, SO MANY girls have no idea), and I love hanging out with a girl I can have FUN talking to. Plus we probably remember growing up playing the same Nintendo games (no, we didn't have an Atari -- though we did have a ColecoVision) and watching the same Saturday morning cartoons, which I think is very important.
I'm an actor, artist, and writer. I've got a guitar that I pick at sometimes, but I'm not going to add "Six-String Rocker God" to the list yet. I teach acting classes for kids, and they can be absolutely insane sometimes, so if Bobbi starts talking to you about how suspicious she is that I'm coming home with bruises or rugburns, it's NOT because I'm seeing a dominatrix on the side.
Acting school and yoga got me into, like, spiritual energy, and all the crazy "psychic" stuff you can do with it when you learn to feel it -- not to mention all the amazing things you can feel when your energy connects with another person's -- and that's a huge part of who I am. It blows me away how zombified most people live when they have no idea what experiences they're missing.
So listen. I'm not some hardcore Chili Peppers fan who carries an encyclopedia in his brain -- I'm just really into good music (VH, Queen, GnR, DMB, Wesley Willis, etc.), and they've got a bunch of really great songs. Actually, back in 2001 or something, I remember using a couple of their singles as a wicked soundtrack for some trippy futuristic skateboard racing video game I couldn't stop playing (I think it was called Burnout or Trickstyle or something). Plus I get points for remembering Anthony and Flea doing a cameo in that old Charlie Sheen movie "The Chase."
Anyway, I'm into adventure too, and this whole thing sounds pretty fun and exciting.
I'm not really sure about the whole "dating somebody from online" thing -- even if we talk online and turn on our webcams for each other, you can't really know if you click with somebody until you actually meet them. So instead of saying, "OMG Okay you win let's go on a date it'll be so romantic OMGOMGOMG I LOVE YOU!" we should just hang out as friends, have a great time at the concert, find out how we click and see how it goes.
Oh God, wait. What the hell am I saying? If I want to win, I'm supposed to be writing a hot, sexy love letter and seducing you (all of you, I suppose) with my words, right?
Running lights, dim. The soft glow of burnt orange.
They can't see us, but they wonder what we're doing.
Our lips barely touch. We stare into each other and we find infinity.
We breathe together...deep, long, slow.
Our souls are one.
Naked skin slides across black leather.
A gentle creak.
Oh, look at that. Cute tattoo.
It's so hot in here.
My lips graze the back of your knee.
My tongue grazes the inside of your thigh.
Your teeth lazily embrace your finger and a tiny, throaty sigh erupts.
My eyes find yours, staring through me behind heavy lids.
I wonder if I'll decide to taste the tiny pool of sweat below your breastbone.
You toss your head back and laugh, your hand slapping down over your mouth, as if it could catch your giggling.
I didn't know you were so ticklish, princess.
Did you just snort?
But I like to surprise you.
I lean forward. You gasp.
Your eyelids flutter and fall, your teeth gently gnawing your lower lip and your hand sliding up your body as you writhe.
Skin on hot, slick leather. It creaks,
And I like it.
Okay, seriously. If I keep going I'm going to have to start charging.
How To Impress Bobbi's Friends
I remember when you and I used to talk. Every Wednesday at OVW, when you would leave, we'd spend anywhere from 10 minutes to a half hour talking about ideas for you in wrestling. I came up with as much good stuff as possible that would show off how good you are. As beautiful as you are, I never paid attention to that. It was always "What can I do to get such an awesome chick out in the spotlight?" It was a sad day when I found out you were being taken from OVW. One of the only chicks I've ever met who's personality matches her physical appearance had gotten done so wrong. However, it's nice to see you've not let that break your spirit. A girl as amazing as you deserves something great out of life.
Lookin' for a date to the RHCP concert?!
I am Sock Dude, a guy who loves music and is currently trying to find his path in life. I am a graduating senior (i.e. super senior) in Computer Engineering at the University of Illinois at Chicago. I have been a concert going die-hard for the past couple of years. My dad has supported my concert habit for some time, so I have tried to see just about every great artist who is still around, and some artists who are just stupid fun. I have seen everyone from U2 to Moby to N'Sync to Metallica to Yanni. I am not kidding about the Yanni part either.
My exposure to the Red Hot Chili Peppers started when I bought their "What Hits!?" album roughly 3 to 3 and a half years ago. It was nice to have a collection that had a lot of their best early stuff on there. However, it didn't have much from their best album, "Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic," which is a disappointing thing about their greatest hits album in retrospect. I wish I could honestly say that I bought their masterwork the next day, but I actually heard "By The Way" next. I bought it the day it came out because it earned a 4-star review in RollingStone magazine, and I just adore that album. People complain because of the lack of up-tempo songs, but from front to back, the album has sooooo many great tracks that a fan will want to hear live. From the funkiness of "Don't Stop" to the tenderness of "Universally Speaking" and "The Zephyr Song," the band came up with an album that solidified my interest in the band. "Venice Queen" might be my favorite track from the album because of its suite format.
From there, I soon picked up "Californication" and their aforementioned masterpiece, and I got to see them for the first time about two-and-a-half years ago in Chicago when they toured with Queens of the Stone Age, another amazing band. It was awesome to see these forty-year-old musicians just get down and funky with their music like they were teenagers. It was a chilly 50ish degree-day at the outdoor venue where they played at and Frusciante and Anthony Kiedis each played shirtless.
I think Frusciante is a guitar god, and Flea is one of the greatest bassists in the history of rock. Chad is a goofy, loveable drummer, and Anthony just plain rules!
I have a ticket to Lollapalooza, which is in August in Chicago, and the Chili Peppers are headlining one of the three days. Still, that seems like too far away. I'd love to be able to see them sooner, if this concert is before their show at Lollapalooza. I am a new fan, who has only seen them once, and I can't wait until my next Chili Peppers concert where I'll get to publicly display my "oh my god I'm having the greatest time of my life" funk dance! It is my observation that every person who adores the Chili Peppers in a live environment does this little funk dance while watching them. I have mine, and I am sure you have yours. ;-)
I would love to see what your funk dance looks like. I would love to get my funky groove on next to a gorgeous beauty such as yourself, and be able to experience musical bliss with a woman who creates an aura of bliss in her own very special way. J
Bobbi, thanks giving your fans this opportunity! I hope to hear from you in the near future! I wish you the best of luck with your career, and I wish you the best of times at that RHCP concert!
Ugh! It's Monday! I'm just not feeling it today. And my computer must be protesting too because the rechargable batteries in my mouse have been drained to zero power. So I am charging them as we speak. I hope I don't make any mistakes or have any use for my mouse right now.
I am going to designate today as a lazy day. I have tons to do tomorrow as I am supposed to be announcing the winners to my contest. Don't forget that today is the last day to enter. If you don't enter, you can't win! So make sure you send the entry that will sweep me off my feet and get you into my top 5 finalists today before it is too late. If you need more info about my contest, you can find it easily by reading my last two blogs.
And speaking of the contest, I haven't decided how to go about that yet. Do I publish the winners and have ya'll vote or do I just keep the letters to myself and have my friends choose? And what time do I make the big announcement? Midnight tonite? Tomorrow morning? I'm not sure what the best thing to do is. Decisions decisions! Anyway, since I know tomorrow is going to be crazy, I say that I should be able to take a break today. So here's the plan... I need to finish up my stuff on MySpace, then I'm going to take a hot shower and put a treatment on my hair. I'll sit for about two hours with this device on top of my head that makes me look like some sort of space alien...
Thank god I am by myself! Only my dog Gucci will think I am weird. While I'm doing that, I will read a book on dog training called Cesar's Way. Gucci has been acting up lately and this book is on the NY Times Best Seller List so I'm going to give it a shot. It was written by Cesar Millan who is the star of the Dog Whisperer tv show.
After my hair is all beautified, I'm going to eat lunch. I made myself some hard boiled eggs and cream of mushroom soup. It is perfect comfort food for a dreary Monday afternoon. And later on, I'm probably going to go get my tan on if I have enough energy to roll my lazy ass out of bed. Happy Monday ya'll!
Hey everyone! I made my big announcement yesterday telling you all about my new contest in which you can win an all expenses paid dream date with me to the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert. In case you missed it, please read this:
Great response guys! I definitely have some letters that I am liking so far. However, some of you are missing the point.
I'm really looking for someone who is a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan along with someone who likes me. So many entries are great, but I'm really looking for a fellow fan!
I'm also not opposed to having a platonic date with someone as long as you can convince me that we would have the most fun together... and that your significant other wouldn't be waiting for us at the concert with a hatchet. LOL!
I've gotten some emails from women who felt that it wasn't fair that they were excluded so I decided that the ladies may enter too. I didn't mean to leave you out. Sorry about that! What I really want is to have a great time at the concert. Let the best man (or woman) win!
I have read too many emails about the size of certain appendages... or bragging about your sexual prowess. I don't care about the chick you porked on top of the washing machine or that you give Ron Jeremy a run for his money! TMI (Too Much Information)! And let's not get ahead of yourselves here. The only "happy ending" will be when you are on the plane thinking about what a kick ass show that was.
If I'm your favorite "porn star" and you LOVED me on the Tyra Banks Show... no need to apply. I'm NOT a porn star... I do mainstream modeling. Check out my resume. And... it wasn't me on the Tyra Banks Show. What the hell! LOL! You might want to take the time to learn about me and read my profile before you enter. Just a thought!
And please! Can you spell my name right? It's "Bobbi"... not "Bobbie" or "Boobie". Am I asking for too much here?
Remember, this is a contest. Be more creative if you want to make it to the final group. I have a couple favorites already but I haven't chosen the finalists yet. Good luck!
How would YOU like to go on a private date with ME to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers in California?I've always said that, "Nice guys never finish last in MY book"! Now here's my chance to prove it!
How did Lyle Lovett get Julia Roberts to marry him? He wrote a few words to her and she fell for him. Now it's your turn...
Since I am such a hermit and never leave my house, I can't find the right guy to go with me to what should be the best concert of the year! This is why I'm enlisting the help of 10 of my closest friends to help me choose one online. Forget online dating services, write me an email and tell me why it should be YOU...
Here's what you do... Send me a personal email to firstname.lastname@example.org and tell me why you are the right guy to take me to the concert. The earlier you write in and the more compelling you are, the more attention you'll get. And don't worry... your letter will be kept private between myself and my girlfriends.
On May 9th, download the new album the second it comes out. Tell me which two songs you like the best so I can see if they match my taste.
One week later, on May 16th, I'll post my five finalists on Myspace. Everyone can vote to try to convince me of which one to choose (and my best girlfriends will help me decide).
The winner will get a plane ticket in the mail to meet me for a ride in my private limo, dinner for two, and great seats to the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert in L.A. It's all on me!
P.S. As I said, use your words, not your abs to win me over. Or better yet, use both. *Giggle!* Don't forget to send pictures, too. I'm looking forward to hearing from YOU! :)
You must be 18 or over to enter please. Winner must supply a photocopy of their valid identification. Open to residents of the United States and Canada.
I didn't sleep well at all last night. People were blowing up my phone all night long because my MySpace had vanished into thin air for the second time this week. Everyone was trying to let me know because after spending literally years of my life on this website and taking the time to approve almost 350,000 friends on here, they knew I was not going to be happy! Thankfully, I am back here with you guys again. Whatever doesn't kill me will make me stronger. You should know that by now after checking out the size of my pecs! LOL!
So it already started off as a crappy day... then it moved from crappy to straight out strange! What the fuck! A St. Bernard just cruised in my house like he owned the place. I am not even kidding! It should have had a shot of whiskey around his neck for the kind of day I am having! Friggin worthless dog! LOL! Anyway, LoriDawn, my personal assistant, is here. I sent her to get me breakfast which consisted of a bagel with cream cheese, smoked salmon, tomato, and red onion on top, along with a Starbucks Venti Latte with two extra shots of espresso. I needed it today. I knew I was going to have to write a whole bunch of people back who were wondering what the hell happened to my MySpace profile and explain to more that no, I didn't block them from visiting my profile and that I would be back shortly. Anyway, she comes back with my stuff and walks in the door. I guess the St. Bernard was behind her and just snuck in to my house when she opened the door. I was upstairs on the computer and I hear my dog Gucci starts going off, barking and growling. I go downstairs and this dog that doesn't belong to me was jumping clumsily around my living room. The four legged intruder was trying to play with my dog but he wasn't having any of that. Gucci was freaking out! I think he had flashbacks to when he was attacked by a big mean brute doggie at my old neighborhood. We finally shoo-ed the unwelcome doggie visitor out of my house and I'm going about my day now. What the fuck next people? LOL!
New house rules! From now on, next time a St. Bernard wants to come over... he's not getting in without the whiskey flask! That is all there is to it!
My IGN interview is up. Special thanks to Cherie Roberts for hooking me up and being the hottest interviewer I've had yet!
Check it out and post your comments here!
My big announcement is coming soon. I want to meet YOU soon! Stay tuned to my blogs and bulletins for details about how YOU and I might get to meet LIVE and in person, even if you live in another state! You will be thrilled with this next deal... TRUST ME! Make sure that you subscribe to my blog so you don't miss my special announcement!
I have another shoot coming up this week so I've been busy doing all the things that I have to do to prepare for being in front of the camera with a whole bunch of confidence. I've been doing a lot of working out, tanning (Mystic), and eating right.
And since I've been eating all healthy, I thought that I would share a great low-fat gourmet recipe that I came across recently...
Asian Chicken Burgers with Wasabi Ketchup
Prep Time: 10 minutes
Cook Time: 10-12 minutes
1 pound ground chicken (or you can use ground turkey)
1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 teaspoon reduced-sodium soy sauce
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
4 tablespoons ketchup
1 teaspoon wasabi paste
4 whole-wheat rolls
1 small red onion, sliced
1. In a large bowl, combine first 7 ingredients well. Shape mixture into 4 patties, each about 1 inch thick.
2. Coat a large grill pan (the George Foreman Grill works great!)or griddle with cooking spray and set pan over medium heat. When pan is hot, add burgers and cook 5-6 minutes per side until cooked through.
3. Meanwhile, mix ketchup and wasabi paste well in a small bowl.
4. Place burgers on whole wheat rolls (or wrap with lettuce for a lower carb alternative) and top with ketchup mixture. Garnish with cilantro and red onion slices.
Nutritional Information per serving (1 burger with 1 tablespoon of wasabi ketchup): 261 calories, fat 9 g; 2.3 g saturated, carbs 27 g, protein 18 g, 4 g fiber, 57 mg calcium, 1.4 mg iron, 792 mg sodium
Enjoy that recipe and let me know if you end up trying it. I did and I'm hooked! I am fiending it right now just typing the recipe up for you guys.
I've got an important business meeting tonite. If everything goes well tonite, I will be making a big announcement soon that you guys will be stoked about! Wish me luck and stay tuned!