Thursday, December 14, 2006

Ohio or bust! Here's the info! :)

UPDATE: I will be filming the first episode of my reality show, "Double B", at the club on Saturday night. Make sure you come on by and I'll do my best to try and make ya' famous! *Wink Wink!*

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Next BB Appearance... Ohio!

Ohio or bust! Woohoo!

Ohio, here I come! I'm hosting the grand opening of a nightclub in Ohio on the evening of December 15th, 2006. I'll post more about this once I know more details. If you are in the area, please plan on coming by to see me. You can party with me and all of my hot girlfriends.

Also, I will be in Ohio to work at the Arnold Classic convention. Stay tuned for details on that as well.

XoXoX,
Bobbi Billard

Friday, December 1, 2006

IMPORTANT: Watch Out!!

I keep having a problem with my myspace and I'm not quite sure how this is happening. I first noticed it yesterday while viewing my profile. I was looking at the menu at the top and I noticed that I had two instead of one...

"That's odd!" I thought. I clicked on the "Home" link and instead of taking me to http://home.myspace.com, it took me to one of those phony login pages that password phishers use to snag your account info. Yesterday my menu was pointing to http://www.../images/login.html but I removed that unwanted code right away. Then I immediately changed my password just in case. I know that I hadn't added this to my own profile, but someone must have done it.

Today, I went to check out my MySpace profile again and the same thing is back up there except it is a link to a NEW password phishing site. When you click on any of the links underneath my menu with the hearts seperating the options, it takes you to this URL:

http://www.daviddraftsystem.com/images/login.html

I'm really confused as to how this code got there again this time since I'm using a brand new password. Could this be like that "flying spaghetti monster" virus that was going around myspace a while back?

Flying Spaghetti Monster Virus Info

I believe that the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" virus was passed around by simply surfing onto an infected user's page or by clicking on an infected link.

I know Tom posted a recent blog with info on these phishing pages but I haven't seen anyone discussing these infected menus. I've been surfing around and noticing that a lot of people have the same menu infected with a password phishing link going on with their page... they probably just don't know it yet. I hope myspace fixes whatever is causing this problem. I just hope they don't get rid of the mod to customize your menu on your profile. I'm pretty sure that is what will happen though.

I'd advise you all to change your passwords immediately. Especially if you clicked on my menu link and were asked to input your account info and you did.

ATTENTION: I had temporarily left up this password phishing BS on my page so that ya'll could get a visual of what I was talking about but I decided to delete it. However, if you'd like to see what it looks like, here are some other profiles that I have noticed are having the same problem that I was. As you can see, this is spreading across myspace quite rapidly.

Enter at your own risk as I do not know for sure how this virus is being transmitted. And whatever you do, do not enter in your account info unless you feel like giving it to the barnyards over at http://www.daviddraftsystem.com/images/login.html or any of the other phishing websites. It would be kinda cool to see what happens if you do though... Hmmm! Maybe I will make a dummy profile and test it out and get back to you. Make sure you check out Tom's blog so you learn how to protect your profile from hackers...

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=6221&blogID=181781859

Happy safe surfing!

XoXoX,
Bobbi Billard

Friday, August 4, 2006

My Below the Belt Show Radio Interview

My interview with Below the Belt Show replay is now up...

http://www.belowthebeltshow.com/multimedia/archives/belt080206.wax

Feel free to have a listen and let me know what you think. :)

XoXoX,
Bobbi Billard

Friday, July 14, 2006

Announcing the winner of my Win A Date competition!! *Drumroll Please!*

Because people keep posting rude comments and it is very apparent that they don't know what this is all about, my advice to you is, "If you are not up to speed... READ!" Thanks!


Gosh! It's been so hard for me to make up my mind with this whole contest. I swear... I must be the Queen of Indecisiveness. After months of thinking about who I should fly to California to go to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert with me, I admit that I had a lot of trouble making up my mind! There were so many great guys to choose from. I was literally torn! And after seeing how badly some people reacted when I narrowed the field down from the over two thousand entries to just eight semifinalists, I wasn't looking forward to announcing the winner. And that saddens me, because I really wanted this contest to be fun for everyone. I guess I just really wasn't prepared for the reaction from those with sour grapes. And I feel bad... because I was really thankful to all that took the time to enter... unfortunately there can only be one winner. So I turned to my girlfriends and asked them who they thought would be most compatible with me. And through their answers, I was able to come up with a winner...



The person that my friends and I thought would be most compatible with me is Shawn Malloy aka Comic Relief...




Finally! It's about friggin' time!



Above Images Photochopped by Falcon 204 (Add him too! He's on my Top 24)


My friends know how much I love to laugh. I've always been drawn to guys with a good sense of humor. I'm always cracking jokes... that is, if I feel comfortable enough being silly around you. I try not to take anything too seriously. Shawn won my heart with his wild comedic ways... I know there will not be a dull moment when we go out to dinner and then to the concert together. So congratulations Shawn! I can't wait to bring you out to California to party with me! We are going to have so much fun! The concert is August 31st. I promise we'll take a bunch of pics... Right Shawn?


Make sure you add him to your MySpace


And before you start feeling bad for your favorite, don't worry... I hooked them all up with a special top secret prize. I received a nice email from all of the entrants thanking me for what I gave them. I hope nobody is mad at me. If I could afford to take you all, I would.


XoXoX,
BB

Sunday, July 2, 2006

New High Res Pics!

Full size:


I took these shots just a few hours ago in my bedroom. What do you guys think?

Special Thanks To:

Photography: Matt Blum www.blumphotography.com
Don't forget to add Matt Blum to your MySpace friends list here: http://www.myspace.com/blumphotography

Hair/Makeup: Yvonne Balzano ybalzano@hotmail.com
http://www.myspace.com/y1018

XoXoX,
BB

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Please help me to get rid of the FAKERS!

If you see anyone on MySpace (or anywhere else on the internet for that matter) that is pretending to be me, please send an email with the URL of the profile to copyright@bobbibillard.com.

Please note: This email address is not to contact me personally. This email gets sent to my Copyright Violations Agent who will take care of it promptly.

Tuesday, June 6, 2006

Get Lucky!

Yesterday, I talked on the phone all day with an old friend of mine that found me because of MySpace. I also got an email from one of my favorite M.A.C. makeup artists. She ran across me on MySpace too. And it just so happens that I am in need of a good makeup artist for a bunch of my upcoming shoots. I guess it is one of the many benefits of having over 400,000 friends on here.

It's funny that all of this is happening because over the weekend I drank "I Am Lucky" water for the first time. I swear it must be working. I almost bought Fiji but the guy up front pointed out some other brands instead. There was "I Am Lucky", "I Am Loved", and I forget what the other one was called. He advised me to get one of the mantra waters instead of the Fiji because he claimed it really worked. "I've been drinking the 'I Am Loved' and boy am I loved now!" he told me. Alright alright... cut the sales pitch... give me the "I Am Lucky" water. I need some luck damnit! So I drank the water and like the bottle said I repeated the mantra with every sip and I'll tell you... it really did work. I checked my inbox and I had 2 long lost friends and a bunch of modeling bookings. Pretty cool eh?

Do you want to "get lucky" too?

www.aquamantra.com

A portion of their profits go to charity. Somebody get me a spokesmodel gig for AquaMantra already! LOL!

XoXoX,
BB

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Movie Star! Woohoo!

I just found out that I think I must have made the cut in the movie Phat Girlz. I shot for this project a long while back. Some of you may remember the behind the scenes gallery going up in my members area. The photos were behind the scenes shots from that day. And if you are a member... you probably wondered why I decided to call it "Phat Girls" eh?

And speaking of that... I need to change the name of that members area gallery to be spelled correctly. I didn't realize that the movie title was going to be spelled like "Girlz" instead of "Girls". Gosh it really sucks being a perfectionist sometimes!

So now I've finally been in a movie... my very first movie! I got a credit and everything (Bobbi Billard - Bikini Girl... woohoo!)... only I didn't even get to go see it. Damnit! Wouldn't you know it? I saw that it had came out in the theaters but being that it wasn't in out for very long, I missed my opportunity to catch the movie on the big screen and see if I wound up on the cutting room floor or not. And I didn't make an announcement for this very reason. I wanted to be sure that I was in the actual movie before I said anything. To be honest, I wasn't that hopeful that I would make the cut. They had told me all about the part... I was to be a bikini girl on a billboard advertising a golf course that the main character Mo'Nique drives by. She's a curvaceous African American comedian and from what I'm told, a lot of her schtick has to do with hating "skinny girls". So she's driving out to Palm Springs I think it was and she drives by this billboard and I'm on it and she makes some comment about hating skinny bitches. It sounded like a cool enough part. And, of course, I was really excited about the opportunity to be in my very first movie! However, when I got to the set, I noticed that the type of camera that they were using along with a few other things didn't make me feel confident that they would be able to make a billboard out of the photos. It's kind of hard to explain unless you've been in the business for a while! I had showed up to the set with my camera man (for the behind the scenes shots) and he had the same doubts that I did. And what made matters worse... the camera woman seemed like she had never taken photos of girls in bikinis before. I thought for sure we weren't going to make the final edit. However, this is one time that I am glad that I was wrong! I must say that I am pleasantly surprised and I now have my very first movie credit on IMDB. Yay!

Anyway, I hope I at least look cute in the movie and Mo'Nique doesn't make us look totally stupid. It wasn't a high budget film or anything... we didn't have hair or makeup or any of that so I'm a bit scared. Plus, like I said... the photographer was as green as grass when it came to shooting bikini girls... so you never know if the shots are going to turn out flattering.

The director was so nice... it was her directorial debut. She thanked me profusely for being such a "professional" and said that she would keep me in mind for any future projects that she had. Bless her heart! :) That had made the whole shoot worthwhile and at that point, I didn't even care if I got to be in the final cut movie or not. It's nice to work for people who are happy with the job that you do. And I just think it's cool that she made sure that we got a credit and kept us in her film. I wish I had a way to thank her! I can't wait to see the movie! If anybody out there reading this did, let me know if you remember me. *Giggle*

XoXoX,
Bobbi Billard

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Congrats to the top 8 semi finalists!

Sorry this took so long. It took a while to put all the entries together, resize photos, and come up with clever nicknames for everyone... so without further adieu, here are the people that we chose as semi finalists for my Win A Date Contest. It was such a tough decision that I really couldn't narrow it down to only five.

That is where you come in. Stay tuned at the end to see how you can help us pick the top five from the following entries. And, I will be posting another blog about my thoughts on this entire process and I might even have my arm twisted enough to post some of the more... interesting letters that we received.

UPDATE: I was really excited about announcing the winners today but now after reading some people's comments, I'm really disappointed in some of you. What's funny is that a lot of the people that are leaving negative comments here are the exact same people that identified themselves as a "nice guy" in their entries. Yeah, you really seem nice when you insult the people who won! Get a clue! So keep on posting your sour grapes as you are only making yourselves look stupid and like the biggest sore losers out there. Plus, you are making me EXTREMELY thankful that I didn't pick YOU!

Top 8 (in no particular order)

Could it Be? A love letter that spells your name right?

Dear Bobbi:

Well, this letter is coming later than Id like, but then again its not
every day a model sends out a call for guys to tell her why theyre the best
one to escort her to a concert. Which means that slightly more care should
be taken in selecting the words in this letter than, say, bargaining for
your life in a Baghdad suburb.

The one thing that really struck me from your profile, and the main reason I
think wed have a great time together, is that you are, way down deep, a
geek. Dont even try to deny it. Playing Tetris, blogging, chatting,
Leisure Suit Larry, for heavens sakeyoure just a geek in great packaging.
;) Which is why wed click. Personally, I think I could clobber you at
Tetris, so you might want to invite me just to see if youve got the
proverbial Madd Tetris Skillz. And I do love playing Tetris, as well as
surfing the web, blogging, IM-ing, and checking out cute bikini girls -- er,
engaging in intellectually stimulating discussions. I was also a fan of the
whole Choose Your Own Adventure series, too, which has led to a full-blown
interest in gaming. If you're still interested after reading this, go to
#1. If not, go to #2.

#1
But were not going to be gaming all night, video or otherwise, and reading
a Choose Your Own Adventure book doesnt quite have the same excitement as
going to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, which would be fun. I love the
Chili Peppers material, although I enjoy their earlier stuff a bit more,
songs like Behind the Sun. Their new album is pretty good, though.
Torture Me ranks as one of my favorite songs, and I think that Especially
In Michigan would be my other, since its about my home state, and I can
identify with a lot of the references.

Ive got a pretty eclectic taste in music, though I may be the only person I
know who has a copy of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony next to a copy of some
J-pop group next to a copy of Megadeth's So Far So Good So What on my shelf.
So as long as we're going to a concert that isn't ]Muzak's Greatest Hits,”
I'll have fun.

Actually, I’ve got fairly eclectic tastes in general. I love a lot of
different movies, books, TV shows, and art. If you’re with me, you’re not
going to have to think, “Oh my GOD what are we going to talk about?” On the
other hand, you may think, “Oh my GOD it’s 4:30 in the frigging morning and
we have to stop talking with each other and sleep sometime!” You’ve been
warned.

Finally, though, the one reason I’d love to be the one to go to this concert
with you is not because you’re a geek, not because you and I both like the
Chili Peppers, and not because you’re a smoking hot model. It’s because
you’re a sincerely nice person. When I read about what you’ve been up to on
MySpace or LiveJournal, you always have something interesting to say about
your career, your workouts, or what you’ve done in the photoshoot. You’re
someone who is worth getting to know beyond your photosets. You also have
some very cute dogs!

Well, that’s my entry. I’ve also enclosed my picture, which is not quite a
glamour shot, but it gets the job done. I’ll understand if you need to spend
some time starry-eyed afterwards. ;)

Later,

Chris




#2: You walk away. But as you do, thoughts of what if start to pass through
your mind--What if I..'m being too hasty? What if I..'m passing up the chance
of a lifetime? Emboldened with fresh confidence, you stride back to
continue reading the letter.

Go to #1.


I GOT TRUCKED


BOBBI,

YOU MENTIONED THAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A TRUE FAN OF THE PEPPERS, AS WELL AS A SMATTERING OF ADORATION FOR YOU. IM SURE MANY MEN, AND QUITE POSSIBLY WOMEN, HAVE TOLD YOU COUNTLESS TIMES HOW BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY YOU ARE, BUT I KNOW YOU ARE LOOKING FOR MORE.
WHAT IF I SIMPLY WROTE YOU AND TOLD YOU THAT I DESERVE THIS MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE? I HAVE HAD THE MOST HELLISH PAST THREE YEARS AND I AM ALMOST TOTALLY RECOVERED. I WAS RUN OVER BY A DRUNK TRUCK DRIVER AND LEFT FOR DEAD. HENCE THE EMAIL ADDRESS - I GOT TRUCKED - THESE PAST THREE YEARS HAVE BEEN DEVOTED TO RECOVERY AND REHAB.
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME OR WISH TO KNOW MORE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED, YOU CAN CHECK OUT THIS NEWS WEBSITE WHICH COVERED MY ACCIDENT AND RECOVERY. http://www.wave3.com/Global/story.asp?s=1540374

I AM SENDING PICTURES OF MY STAGES OF RECOVERY. ACTUALLY, I RECENTLY GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL FOLLOWING MY FINAL SURGERY ON MY HEAD. DONT WORRY, MY HEAD IS ACTUALLY ROUND AGAIN, SO I NO LONGER LOOK LIKE THE ELEPHANT MAN. HEY, "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!"
THATS A LINE FROM THE MOVIE, IN CASE YOU WERE CURIOUS.
TRUTH BE TOLD, I HAVE ONLY BEEN TO ONE CONCERT, WELL TWO IF YOU COUNT THAT IT WAS TWO CONCERTS BY THE SAME GROUP ON BACK TO BACK NIGHTS. AND THE ONLY REASON I WENT TO THE CONCERT IS BECAUSE I SANG ON THE CD AND WE PERFORMED WITH THEM IN CONCERT. DONT LAUGH, NOR YOUR FRIENDS EITHER, I SANG WITH THE BACKSTREET BOYS ON THEIR MILLENIUM CD, ON THE SONG PERFECT FAN. I ACTUALLY WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL AND SANG WITH BRIAN LITTRELL IN CHORUS.
SO YEAH, THATS THE ONLY CONCERT IVE SEEN. I HAVE PERFORMED IN NUMEROUS VENUES, BUT HAVE NEVER REALLY HAD THE CHANCE TO GO TO MANY CONCERTS.
NOW THAT I AM OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND ALMOST FULLY RECOVERED, ID LOVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO COME TO CALI AND SEE RHCP PERFORM. I HAVE BEEN A FAN OF THEIR'S SINCE MOTHER'S MILK. ALSO, I WOULD LOVE A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE CALIFORNICATION FIRST HAND. IVE NEVER BEEN. THE CLOSEST I CAME WAS VEGAS.
CAN I TRY TO EARN A FEW BROWNIE POINTS BY WRITING A POEM?
BOBBI IS THE WOMAN FOR WHOM I YEARN
IT IS HER LOVE THAT I WISH TO EARN
I DREAM OF WAYS AND THINK TO TRY
TO TALK TO HER, BUT I AM TOO SHY
I DIALED HER NUMBER AND SPOKE WITHOUT GIVING MY NAME
I SAID I LOVE YOU SHE DOESNT KNOW WHO I AM AND IM TO BLAME
I SPOKE TO HER WITH ALL OF THE PASSION I HAD INSIDE
I WAS SO NEROUS I ALMOST DIED
WHEN I FEEL ALL ALONE
I STARE INTO THE STARLIT SKY
YOU ARE THAT STAR I CANNOT REACH, YET I CONTINUE TO TRY
I WAS MOVED BY A FORCE MORE POWERFUL THAN FEAR
LOVE WAS THE FORCE THAT ALLOWED ME TO MOVE NEAR
THIS IS PARTIALLY REAL AND YET DOES NOT EXIST
BOBBI, MY YEARNINGS AND HER BEAUTY ARE ALL TRUE, BUT THE OCCURRENCES MAY BE MISSED
I NOW REALIZE I MUST REACH FOR THAT STAR
BECAUSE IN ALL ACTUALITY IT IS NOT THAT FAR
LOVE CAN TAKE US ANYWHERE WE WANT TO BE
THAT FIRST STEP MUST BE TAKEN SOLELY BY THEE.
JUST SO YOU KNOW, IM NOT ABOVE BEGGING, PUBLIC ACTS OF HUMILIATION, OR EVEN, WELL, YOU DONT KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH FOR ME TO SAY ONE OF MY USUAL COMMENTS, SO IT WOULD MOST LIKELY BE TAKEN INCORRECTLY AND BE DETRIMENTAL TO MY CHANCES.
HONESTLY, IM ASKING AS A FAN, OF BOTH THE PEPPERS AND YOU, FOR THE CHANCE TO CELEBRATE MY ARDUOUS RECOVERY IN CALI, WITH BOTH YOU AND THE PEPPERS.
PLEASE, GIVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THAT!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR TIME AND YOUR KINDNESS,
I GOT TRUCKED



How To Impress Bobbi's Friends

Dear Bobbi And 10 of her Closest Friends,

Oh God. Now EVERYBODY wants to set me and Bobbi up with each other.

Alright, fine. But first I want to make it clear that I have a mind, that I am not just some piece of meat, and that I resent being treated as such, so I will NOT be "using my abs to win you over."

Today, I'll be using my arms.

And my smile.

Okay, alright! That's enough. Eyes up here.

No, really. ;-)

So Bobbi seems pretty cool. She's got the geeky gamer chick thing going on, and that's awesome (unless she's, like, one of those Dungeons & Dragons girls who dresses up like, I don't know, elves or trolls or whatever -- then I'm not so sure). She comes across as intelligent, like someone who has a good idea of who she is, what she wants, where she wants to go and what she believes (trust me, SO MANY girls have no idea), and I love hanging out with a girl I can have FUN talking to. Plus we probably remember growing up playing the same Nintendo games (no, we didn't have an Atari -- though we did have a ColecoVision) and watching the same Saturday morning cartoons, which I think is very important.

I'm an actor, artist, and writer. I've got a guitar that I pick at sometimes, but I'm not going to add "Six-String Rocker God" to the list yet. I teach acting classes for kids, and they can be absolutely insane sometimes, so if Bobbi starts talking to you about how suspicious she is that I'm coming home with bruises or rugburns, it's NOT because I'm seeing a dominatrix on the side.

Acting school and yoga got me into, like, spiritual energy, and all the crazy "psychic" stuff you can do with it when you learn to feel it -- not to mention all the amazing things you can feel when your energy connects with another person's -- and that's a huge part of who I am. It blows me away how zombified most people live when they have no idea what experiences they're missing.

So listen. I'm not some hardcore Chili Peppers fan who carries an encyclopedia in his brain -- I'm just really into good music (VH, Queen, GnR, DMB, Wesley Willis, etc.), and they've got a bunch of really great songs. Actually, back in 2001 or something, I remember using a couple of their singles as a wicked soundtrack for some trippy futuristic skateboard racing video game I couldn't stop playing (I think it was called Burnout or Trickstyle or something). Plus I get points for remembering Anthony and Flea doing a cameo in that old Charlie Sheen movie "The Chase."

Anyway, I'm into adventure too, and this whole thing sounds pretty fun and exciting.

I'm not really sure about the whole "dating somebody from online" thing -- even if we talk online and turn on our webcams for each other, you can't really know if you click with somebody until you actually meet them. So instead of saying, "OMG Okay you win let's go on a date it'll be so romantic OMGOMGOMG I LOVE YOU!" we should just hang out as friends, have a great time at the concert, find out how we click and see how it goes.

Oh God, wait. What the hell am I saying? If I want to win, I'm supposed to be writing a hot, sexy love letter and seducing you (all of you, I suppose) with my words, right?

Fine, here:


Running lights, dim. The soft glow of burnt orange.
They can't see us, but they wonder what we're doing.

Our lips barely touch. We stare into each other and we find infinity.
We breathe together...deep, long, slow.
Our souls are one.

Naked skin slides across black leather.
A gentle creak.

Oh, look at that. Cute tattoo.

It's so hot in here.

My lips graze the back of your knee.
My tongue grazes the inside of your thigh.
Your teeth lazily embrace your finger and a tiny, throaty sigh erupts.
You purr.
My eyes find yours, staring through me behind heavy lids.

I wonder if I'll decide to taste the tiny pool of sweat below your breastbone.

You toss your head back and laugh, your hand slapping down over your mouth, as if it could catch your giggling.

I didn't know you were so ticklish, princess.
...
Did you just snort?

But I like to surprise you.
I lean forward. You gasp.

Your eyelids flutter and fall, your teeth gently gnawing your lower lip and your hand sliding up your body as you writhe.
Skin on hot, slick leather. It creaks,
Vigorously,
And I like it.


Okay, seriously. If I keep going I'm going to have to start charging.

Love,

How To Impress Bobbi's Friends

Trust me. I'm the one.

I remember when you and I used to talk. Every Wednesday at OVW, when you would leave, we'd spend anywhere from 10 minutes to a half hour talking about ideas for you in wrestling. I came up with as much good stuff as possible that would show off how good you are. As beautiful as you are, I never paid attention to that. It was always "What can I do to get such an awesome chick out in the spotlight?" It was a sad day when I found out you were being taken from OVW. One of the only chicks I've ever met who's personality matches her physical appearance had gotten done so wrong. However, it's nice to see you've not let that break your spirit. A girl as amazing as you deserves something great out of life.

That's where I come in.
Considering all the guys in this world who could be chosen, I honestly doubt any of us could ever give you the care, affection, courteousy, and attention that you deserve. I don't think anybody could ever really understand how amazing it is to have someone so beautiful, so sweet, who cares so much standing next to them. However, out of all the thousands and thousands of guys who will compete to win your attention (and affection), I believe I'll be the one who would try the hardest. I'll listen to every word you say, because there's no words sweeter. I'll laugh at every joke you make, whether it's funny or not (because trust me, I know what it's like to have nobody laugh at a bad joke). And, above all else, I'll hide behind you so not to make people say "WOW! Look at her! And ugh, who's that WITH her?!"
I've never truley been overwhelmed, but to be next to someone like you and to see my favorite band, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, at the same time? That would overwhelm me. I have never, ever seen the Red Hot Chili Peppers in concert. I've been a fan of them since I was 9 years old, and I know every single song of theirs by heart. I have all of their CD's, every soundtrack they've ever been on, every single I've seen them put out, all the DVD's and VHS' about them or with them in it, 17 t-shirts, every movie Anthony and Flea are in, all of John's solo albums, every magazine that they're on the cover of, more than 10 posters, and a tattoo on my left arm of their band logo, the asterik. The only thing I need more out of life is to see them live, and I can gurantee that I would appreciate this chance, this opportunity, more than anybody else that you'll ever hear from. And, you'll never, ever hear the end of it. I'll be thanking you until one of us passes on. It would mean the world to me.
So please, take this into consideration and honest thought when I say that, along with the concert, the entire experience would mean more to me than you or anybody else could ever in your wildest dreams imagine. I'm completely aware I'm not worthy to be in the presence of someone so amazing, but I gurantee I wouldn't dare, ever, ever forget the fact that it happened. I would never forget that, or the fact that it was all made possible by fate and what was almost lousy poetry. Trust me, that would have been bad. You should choose me just for sparing you that. ; )
I should be the guy you pick because I would appreciate both counts of brilliance in front of me: the best band in the world, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the best lady in the world, Ms. Bobbi Billard.
- Blast From the Past

Pick my Hubby!



Dear Ms Bobbi,

After reading both of your blogs I thought that I might take this opportunity to do something nice for my husband.
My husband, Griff, is a great man. We've been together for 4 years and will have been married for 2 years on August 28th. He has been nothing but supportive of me over those years.
I am a college student, and have been for the last year. He has worked his ass off to help get me into school and support us while I deal with the 16 credits I am taking. Since I work as well (4am until noon...) he has taken up ALL the chores as well.
We don't get to spend much time together during the week, but I'm always aware that he is thinking of me whether its a sweet little note in my purse, a cute surprise in my car or a love letter email. He always tries to go above and beyond to let me know he cares.
This summer I'll be away in Las Vegas learing the family business with my aunt while he stays at home in Coeur D Alene, Idaho. Not only will he be working 55 hours a week, but he plans on continuing with the remodle of our home. He is by far a very amazing man.
Now its my turn to at least try to do something extremely special for him. He is a Red Hot Chilli Peppers fan and very deserving of a little vacation. I'm sure he'd also like to have some bragging rights and show off in front of his other construction working buddies...
My husband is an amazing man and I would LOVE it you chose him to be your date for the concert. I am not a jealous woman and think it would be a wonderful experience of him.
Thank you so much for your time and consideration. (And your lady friends as well!)
Sincerely,
Coolest Wife Ever!

Lookin' for a date to the RHCP concert?!


Hello Bobbi,

I am Sock Dude, a guy who loves music and is currently trying to find his path in life. I am a graduating senior (i.e. super senior) in Computer Engineering at the University of Illinois at Chicago. I have been a concert going die-hard for the past couple of years. My dad has supported my concert habit for some time, so I have tried to see just about every great artist who is still around, and some artists who are just stupid fun. I have seen everyone from U2 to Moby to N'Sync to Metallica to Yanni. I am not kidding about the Yanni part either.

My exposure to the Red Hot Chili Peppers started when I bought their "What Hits!?" album roughly 3 to 3 and a half years ago. It was nice to have a collection that had a lot of their best early stuff on there. However, it didn't have much from their best album, "Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic," which is a disappointing thing about their greatest hits album in retrospect. I wish I could honestly say that I bought their masterwork the next day, but I actually heard "By The Way" next. I bought it the day it came out because it earned a 4-star review in RollingStone magazine, and I just adore that album. People complain because of the lack of up-tempo songs, but from front to back, the album has sooooo many great tracks that a fan will want to hear live. From the funkiness of "Don't Stop" to the tenderness of "Universally Speaking" and "The Zephyr Song," the band came up with an album that solidified my interest in the band. "Venice Queen" might be my favorite track from the album because of its suite format.

From there, I soon picked up "Californication" and their aforementioned masterpiece, and I got to see them for the first time about two-and-a-half years ago in Chicago when they toured with Queens of the Stone Age, another amazing band. It was awesome to see these forty-year-old musicians just get down and funky with their music like they were teenagers. It was a chilly 50ish degree-day at the outdoor venue where they played at and Frusciante and Anthony Kiedis each played shirtless.

I think Frusciante is a guitar god, and Flea is one of the greatest bassists in the history of rock. Chad is a goofy, loveable drummer, and Anthony just plain rules!

I have a ticket to Lollapalooza, which is in August in Chicago, and the Chili Peppers are headlining one of the three days. Still, that seems like too far away. I'd love to be able to see them sooner, if this concert is before their show at Lollapalooza. I am a new fan, who has only seen them once, and I can't wait until my next Chili Peppers concert where I'll get to publicly display my "oh my god I'm having the greatest time of my life" funk dance! It is my observation that every person who adores the Chili Peppers in a live environment does this little funk dance while watching them. I have mine, and I am sure you have yours. ;-)

I would love to see what your funk dance looks like. I would love to get my funky groove on next to a gorgeous beauty such as yourself, and be able to experience musical bliss with a woman who creates an aura of bliss in her own very special way. J

Bobbi, thanks giving your fans this opportunity! I hope to hear from you in the near future! I wish you the best of luck with your career, and I wish you the best of times at that RHCP concert!

Sincerely,
Sock Dude



Congratulations! You've just won a date with ______________. Click here to claim your prize.


No word of lie. I've been waiting for 2 years for the opportunity for LA supermodel Bobbi Billard to fall madly in love with me. Ever since I saw you on myspace, I've been waiting and believing that one day, just one day, you would have a "win a dream date" contest and I would win it, and ultimately save tons of hours that I would put into stalking you. El oh el. I'm kidding. I only stalk Stephen Hawking. And that's only because I want to steal his wheelchair and push the buttons on it that he uses to talk with for fun.

But seriously. Bobbi Billard. You need to choose me. Peter Pan chose me at the end of "Hook" to lead when Rufio died. You should too.

...Wait that wasn't me... That was some fat kid that rolled himself into a ball and bowled himself into a bunch of pirates.

But you should choose me anyway. Because I love you and the Chili Peppers equally. You and them to me are like pixy stix and mashed potatos. Two completely unrelated things I enjoy often but never together, and if put together and eaten after midnight I would transform into a gremlin, the stock market would crash, and the sun would collapse into a black hole and swallow part of the universe along with it... wait... that probably wouldn't be good. But the point is that, it would all be in the name of love. And that's what matters.

And even if the sun thought about collapsing, I would try my damndest to keep the sun from collapsing. If it even tried to become a red giant, I would fly into outerspace, and into the sun and dropkick it in the face! And I'd scream at it, "Don't you dare pour 2 scoops of raisins on my earth, goddamn you!" And after I teached the sun a lesson, I would return to you, drop to one knee, and hand you... a roasted marshmallow. Yes. I'm the type that would go to the sun, roast a marshmallow, and bring it back to you.

That's why I should win. I would treat you like a lady should be treated. And that's with my utmost care, respect, and attention.

I'm just that damn good. There are none more romantic than I. I'm the one that shot cupid with a tranquilizer dart, and gave him his mission in life upon waking up in my laboratory.

"I hereby dub you my replacement. Take this wicked sweet bow that I stole from Robin Hood for the sake of pure irony and shoot people with it to make them fall in love. Also you must wear this diaper, so you look like a giant asshole whilst fake shooting people. If you get a rash, there's Goldbond Medicated Powder inside your arrow holder thing. GOOD LUCK AND GOOD HUNTING!"

Seriously I'm the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Regardless of what you heard, they actually made that Sweet & Low shit in the pink packets as a substitute for ME.

And all I've been waiting for is a nice girl to meetup with, take out, show her a good time, make her laugh, slip her a mickey, and then...

not take advantage of her, just to prove that I'm a nice guy.

And then when she regains conciousness I'm totally naked on a silver platter with a rose in my mouth, and then she cannot resist the urge to make hot sweet love to me.

And then we'll do it while listening to BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGIK. On casette. Because I only have it on casette. I totally bought it when I was 8. Chili Peppers were one of those bands that really got me into music when I was younger. I would listen to that tape over and over at blaring decibals. I've always been a big fan and I've never seen them live before.

Remember that interview on Behind The Music where one of the backstage people had witnessed a ton of girls dive for Flea's sweat soaked tightey whitey's? And then one of them drank Flea's sweat from his undies... That was no girl. THAT WAS ME. Through injesting Flea's bodily fluids, I have metaphysically contracted his musical talent, and bass playing abilities. And my penis has grown considerably to the point where I can now hold on the sock.

And that's how I know I'm ready for you. The 3 socks that I'm wearing right now represent our 3 points of destiny. Time. Distance. Sound. It's only a matter of TIME before I will conquer the DISTANCE from Massachussetts to California, to be by your side and serenaded by the angelic SOUND of Anthony Kiedis' voice. Though Chad Smith's bass drum will be loud and thunderous, our hearts will beat louder with tons more thunder when we engage in eye contact, and it is love at first sight. Kinda like when Harry met Sally, but not as gay.

How I long to feel your hand in mind like a pearl within an oyster, with our lips locked tighter than the Virgin Mary's chastity belt. It is not the lights of the arena that are shining down upon us to make us feel so warm. It is the spontaneous combustion within our souls that is ignited by a mere touch of skin. Our hearts are highly flammable, and our contact is but simply a match. The perfect match. Like a match.com match, not a friendfinder.com match. A match made in heaven. Almost like Macho Man Randy Savage marrying Elizabeth at Summerslam 91. "Elizabit... Willllll yoooouuuuu marrrehhhhh meeeeeee?"

Yeah. Random sidenote. I know more useless facts about wrestling than anyone I know. We'd probably have a lot to talk about.

So yup. It would be in your best interest to fly me to LA. Go with me to the show. And then fall completely head over heels in love with me somewhere in the midst of it all. All I seem to find here in MA is stupid little girls that toy with me with their little games and nonsense. I need a real woman, with real or even not so real breasts. I need a woman who knows just how to hold a bottle of Dr. Pepper, and make something as miniscule as a soda sexy. I need a woman who's lapdog could give my lapdog a run for her money!

Bobbi Billard. You are the woman that I've always dreamed of. I knew it from the startup menu of my computer. I saw your myspace and that's the last I've seen of my Kleenex.

If you think I'm fun over the internet. Just wait til you get me in person. A minute with me is like a day at the carnival. Not saying that riding me over and over again will make you puke. I'm just saying I'm fun. That's all.

I'll conclude by saying. PICK ME!!!! PICK ME!!!! I WANNA WIN!!!! MAKE ME THE WINNER!!!! PLEASE!!!! PRETTY PLEASE!!!! Thanks.

Love,
Comic Relief


Red Hot Chili Peppers- I'm your MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bobbi,



I was so stoked to see this contest, and it only took a few minutes of thinking what I would write and who I am to know I would win. I was already visualizing myself getting off the plane...:) There is no need for you to read any others- this contest was created for me- I'm your man!



A little backround on myself... I was born and raised in Anchorage, Alaska w/ a solid family backround- who I love very much. I graduated from Western State College of Colorado with a BA in Business Administration. I then moved to Snowbird, Utah to ski. I'm now back in my hometown working as a Project Manager for a commercial construction company. I'm very athletic and grew up playing just about every sport. I competed in alpine ski racing at the college level and was also a professional skier for a while. I've been published in several ski magazines and currently my friend and I started a ski movie company this year, "AK SYNDIKATE"- we are working on our first movie. I love to be outdoors and being active- ski, mountain bike, skateboard, hike w/ my dog Roxy, hang and party w/ good friends, music, and traveling. I've been all over the US, Canada, and Europe.



Alright, enough about me...Let's get to the point- The Red Hot Chili Peppers!!! My all time favorite band! I have had extreme passion and support for their music since there first self-titled album- those early songs, "True Men Don't Kill Coyotes", "Get up and Jump", etc... are timeless tunes. Back in 1986 I got a tattoo of the famous Chili Peppers symbol and was so proud!!! The reason was, cause I loved there music and they weren't very popular- just funk and punk! I actually got it covered up several years later only because they became so popular my tattoo wasn't original, it was mainstream. Don't misunderstand- I still and always loved them the same, it just my tatto wasn't unique to me anymore. I love all their albums- even their new stuff! Some of my all-time favorite albums are- "Freaky Styley", super funk CD produced by George Clinton- some sweet songs- Jungle Man, Hollywood, If You Want Me to Stay, Yertle the Turtle; "Uplift Mofo Party Plan" (my favorite album)
songs- Fight like a Brave, Skinny Sweaty Man in a Green Suit, Backwoods, No Chump Love Sucker; "Mother's Milk" (an amazing album w/ the debut of their new guitar player, after Hilel Slovak died from heroin- what an awesome comeback!) songs- Higher Ground, Sexy Mexican Maid (such a sexy tune), Knock me Down(Anthony's tribute to Hilel and his fight to quit heroin himself), Johnny-Kick a Hole in the Sky. There old music is amazing, so creative- that's what comes out when you're young, don't give a fuck, and doin major drugs...:) I also love "Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic"- an unbelievable album, so groundbreaking and original!!! Their only album that was a little compromised was the one they did w/ Dave Navaro as a guitar player- the album before Californiacation. The other guitar player was hiding away doing heroin. Dave Navaro was awesome in Jane's Addiction but just didn't totally click w/ the Chili's- Rollacoaster was a good tune though. They finally got back John Frusciante and
made Californiacation, which rocked!!! I can't wait to hear there new album- the single they have out is sweet- Flea still dominating the bass lines, the foundation of the Chili's. I could go on and on and I'm sure you think I already have, but they have always been my passion!



Why you should pick me...Other than my extensive knowledge and love for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, including my passion for music in general. We would have a killer time! I would be honored to accompanying you and also would treat you with the upmost respect... On my clock, I will protect and defend you from anything negative, or anything that makes you feel uncomfortable...:) I'm chivalrous- old school :). I'm very chariming and I love to give deserving compliments...Like right now I want to tell you I think you're a very beautiful and sexy woman... But I'm not going to do that, why? Because I bet you hear that every minute of the day and to win this I need to be unique and seperate myself from all the other "Joeys". I'm guessing that since you were 15 every guy has been asking you out or trying to sleep with you...:) Instead of me complimenting you before I even get to know you, I'll compliment myself- I'm very beautiful and sexy, confident but not cocky, charming, and I
know exactly how to treat a woman...:) I would like to talk to you, hear you laugh, show you a good time, experience your outgoing personality, and get to know your beautiful mind... What makes you happy and content- the important things...



Bobbi, do not pass this opportunity up- we need to go to that show together! The key to something like this is to find someone who you feel comfortable with- that by far is the most important thing! You know how hard it can be to feel that comfort, content feeling with someone new. I know we will have so much fun together and I will naturally make things comfortable. Please do not choose some meathead who first started listening to them when Californiacation came out...:) The bottom line and what I want you to remember the most- WE WILL PARTY LIKE FUCKING RAWK STARS!!!



I will scoop up the new album as soon as it comes out. I'll listen to it and send you a supplemental e-amil telling you my favorite songs... you can contact me through this e-mail or myspace- I'm one of your friends so that's easy...:)



I'M THE MAN,
ROCK WEENIE

All of the letters were signed by a special nickname that we gave each of the contestants. Please send me an email with who you think is most deserving to win this contest. Put their nickname in the subject line... Choose Your Own Adventure, I GOT TRUCKED, How To Impress Bobbi's Friends, Blast From the Past, Coolest Wife Ever!, Sock Dude, Comic Relief, or ROCK WEENIE and send your vote to: winadatewithbobbi@gmail.com
Thanks again to all that entered this contest. I really wish I could take you all... I do! It was a really tough decision for my friends and I. I hope that nobody gets mad that they didn't get picked. I hope you guys understand. Unfortunately, I just can't afford to bring everyone.
And congrats to the winners for really going the extra mile! I will be announcing the Top 5 soon.

XoXoX,
BB

Monday, May 15, 2006

Last day to enter my contest!

Ugh! It's Monday! I'm just not feeling it today. And my computer must be protesting too because the rechargable batteries in my mouse have been drained to zero power. So I am charging them as we speak. I hope I don't make any mistakes or have any use for my mouse right now.

I am going to designate today as a lazy day. I have tons to do tomorrow as I am supposed to be announcing the winners to my contest. Don't forget that today is the last day to enter. If you don't enter, you can't win! So make sure you send the entry that will sweep me off my feet and get you into my top 5 finalists today before it is too late. If you need more info about my contest, you can find it easily by reading my last two blogs.

And speaking of the contest, I haven't decided how to go about that yet. Do I publish the winners and have ya'll vote or do I just keep the letters to myself and have my friends choose? And what time do I make the big announcement? Midnight tonite? Tomorrow morning? I'm not sure what the best thing to do is. Decisions decisions! Anyway, since I know tomorrow is going to be crazy, I say that I should be able to take a break today. So here's the plan... I need to finish up my stuff on MySpace, then I'm going to take a hot shower and put a treatment on my hair. I'll sit for about two hours with this device on top of my head that makes me look like some sort of space alien...


Thank god I am by myself! Only my dog Gucci will think I am weird. While I'm doing that, I will read a book on dog training called Cesar's Way. Gucci has been acting up lately and this book is on the NY Times Best Seller List so I'm going to give it a shot. It was written by Cesar Millan who is the star of the Dog Whisperer tv show.

After my hair is all beautified, I'm going to eat lunch. I made myself some hard boiled eggs and cream of mushroom soup. It is perfect comfort food for a dreary Monday afternoon. And later on, I'm probably going to go get my tan on if I have enough energy to roll my lazy ass out of bed. Happy Monday ya'll!

XoXoX,
BB

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Pic + Dream Date with ME Update!

I can't wait until May 9th when the RHCP's new album comes out! I've got my iPod ready! Woohoo! :) Do you?

Hey everyone! I made my big announcement yesterday telling you all about my new contest in which you can win an all expenses paid dream date with me to the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert. In case you missed it, please read this:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=166343&blogID=115210429&MyToken=ea279c26-3e6b-487d-b64b-0d0d79579c06

Great response guys! I definitely have some letters that I am liking so far. However, some of you are missing the point.

I'm really looking for someone who is a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan along with someone who likes me. So many entries are great, but I'm really looking for a fellow fan!

I'm also not opposed to having a platonic date with someone as long as you can convince me that we would have the most fun together... and that your significant other wouldn't be waiting for us at the concert with a hatchet. LOL!

I've gotten some emails from women who felt that it wasn't fair that they were excluded so I decided that the ladies may enter too. I didn't mean to leave you out. Sorry about that! What I really want is to have a great time at the concert. Let the best man (or woman) win!

I have read too many emails about the size of certain appendages... or bragging about your sexual prowess. I don't care about the chick you porked on top of the washing machine or that you give Ron Jeremy a run for his money! TMI (Too Much Information)! And let's not get ahead of yourselves here. The only "happy ending" will be when you are on the plane thinking about what a kick ass show that was.

If I'm your favorite "porn star" and you LOVED me on the Tyra Banks Show... no need to apply. I'm NOT a porn star... I do mainstream modeling. Check out my resume. And... it wasn't me on the Tyra Banks Show. What the hell! LOL! You might want to take the time to learn about me and read my profile before you enter. Just a thought!

And please! Can you spell my name right? It's "Bobbi"... not "Bobbie" or "Boobie". Am I asking for too much here?

Remember, this is a contest. Be more creative if you want to make it to the final group. I have a couple favorites already but I haven't chosen the finalists yet. Good luck!

XoXoX,
BB

Currently listening to:
"Dani California"
By Red Hot Chili Peppers
Release date: By 09 May, 2006

Preorder it now and download on the 9th. Tell me which 2 songs you like so I can see if our tastes are similar for extra consideration!

Friday, April 28, 2006

I Want To Meet YOU!

How would YOU like to go on a private date with ME to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers in California?

I've always said that, "Nice guys never finish last in MY book"! Now here's my chance to prove it!

Help! I need a date for one night in L.A. Are you the best man for the job? Do you know someone who would be perfect for me? Feel free to help me find the right guy by sending this link to your friends.


Seduce me with your words, not your abs. Write me the greatest love letter (email) of all time and win a date with me in L.A.

How did Lyle Lovett get Julia Roberts to marry him? He wrote a few words to her and she fell for him. Now it's your turn...

Since I am such a hermit and never leave my house, I can't find the right guy to go with me to what should be the best concert of the year! This is why I'm enlisting the help of 10 of my closest friends to help me choose one online. Forget online dating services, write me an email and tell me why it should be YOU...

Here's what you do...
Send me a personal email to winadatewithbobbi@gmail.com and tell me why you are the right guy to take me to the concert. The earlier you write in and the more compelling you are, the more attention you'll get. And don't worry... your letter will be kept private between myself and my girlfriends.

On May 9th, download the new album the second it comes out. Tell me which two songs you like the best so I can see if they match my taste.

One week later, on May 16th, I'll post my five finalists on Myspace. Everyone can vote to try to convince me of which one to choose (and my best girlfriends will help me decide).

The winner will get a plane ticket in the mail to meet me for a ride in my private limo, dinner for two, and great seats to the Red Hot Chili Peppers concert in L.A. It's all on me!

Chii Peppers-468x60

XoXoX,
BB


P.S. As I said, use your words, not your abs to win me over. Or better yet, use both. *Giggle!* Don't forget to send pictures, too. I'm looking forward to hearing from YOU! :)

You must be 18 or over to enter please. Winner must supply a photocopy of their valid identification. Open to residents of the United States and Canada.

Currently listening to:
"Dani California"
By Red Hot Chili Peppers
Release date: By 09 May, 2006

Download it and tell me which 2 songs you like so I can see if our tastes are similar!

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Bring On the Whiskey!

I didn't sleep well at all last night. People were blowing up my phone all night long because my MySpace had vanished into thin air for the second time this week. Everyone was trying to let me know because after spending literally years of my life on this website and taking the time to approve almost 350,000 friends on here, they knew I was not going to be happy! Thankfully, I am back here with you guys again. Whatever doesn't kill me will make me stronger. You should know that by now after checking out the size of my pecs! LOL!

So it already started off as a crappy day... then it moved from crappy to straight out strange! What the fuck! A St. Bernard just cruised in my house like he owned the place. I am not even kidding! It should have had a shot of whiskey around his neck for the kind of day I am having! Friggin worthless dog! LOL! Anyway, LoriDawn, my personal assistant, is here. I sent her to get me breakfast which consisted of a bagel with cream cheese, smoked salmon, tomato, and red onion on top, along with a Starbucks Venti Latte with two extra shots of espresso. I needed it today. I knew I was going to have to write a whole bunch of people back who were wondering what the hell happened to my MySpace profile and explain to more that no, I didn't block them from visiting my profile and that I would be back shortly. Anyway, she comes back with my stuff and walks in the door. I guess the St. Bernard was behind her and just snuck in to my house when she opened the door. I was upstairs on the computer and I hear my dog Gucci starts going off, barking and growling. I go downstairs and this dog that doesn't belong to me was jumping clumsily around my living room. The four legged intruder was trying to play with my dog but he wasn't having any of that. Gucci was freaking out! I think he had flashbacks to when he was attacked by a big mean brute doggie at my old neighborhood. We finally shoo-ed the unwelcome doggie visitor out of my house and I'm going about my day now. What the fuck next people? LOL!

New house rules! From now on, next time a St. Bernard wants to come over... he's not getting in without the whiskey flask! That is all there is to it!

XoXoX,
BB

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

New Bobbi Billard Interview / Pics / Big Announcent Coming Soon!

My IGN interview is up. Special thanks to Cherie Roberts for hooking me up and being the hottest interviewer I've had yet!


http://babes.entertainment.ign.com/articles/701/701860p1.html


Check it out and post your comments here!


My big announcement is coming soon. I want to meet YOU soon! Stay tuned to my blogs and bulletins for details about how YOU and I might get to meet LIVE and in person, even if you live in another state! You will be thrilled with this next deal... TRUST ME! Make sure that you subscribe to my blog so you don't miss my special announcement!


XoXoX,
BB

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Can you smell what the BB is cookin??

It's been a great week for me so far. I've been extremely busy, but things are going well for me. I did a photoshoot for a poster this weekend. I got to work with a photographer that I've been wanting to work with but never had the chance to. He had an interesting style. He asked me to repeat different things back to him throughout the shoot. Sort of like when you are posing for a photo and the photographer asks you to say, "Cheese!". I wasn't sure what he was doing at first so I refused to play the game. You usually aren't supposed to talk while shooting or your photos will look weird, like you were in mid-sentence with your eyes rolling back into your head. But the photographer kept on me and explained that he does it to try to get different expressions out of the models he works with. I thought about it and I guess it could work if he is quick enough to catch the right moment in time. I'm anxious to see how that worked out. That is why it is always fun working with new people. You can learn something new every day.

I have another shoot coming up this week so I've been busy doing all the things that I have to do to prepare for being in front of the camera with a whole bunch of confidence. I've been doing a lot of working out, tanning (Mystic), and eating right.


I've really been enjoying my new kitchen. There is so much room to prepare dishes. I love it!



And since I've been eating all healthy, I thought that I would share a great low-fat gourmet recipe that I came across recently...


Asian Chicken Burgers with Wasabi Ketchup
Serves 4
Prep Time: 10 minutes
Cook Time: 10-12 minutes


1 pound ground chicken (or you can use ground turkey)


1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro


2 cloves garlic, minced


1 teaspoon reduced-sodium soy sauce


1 teaspoon ground cumin


1/2 teaspoon salt


1/4 teaspoon black pepper


Cooking spray


4 tablespoons ketchup


1 teaspoon wasabi paste


4 whole-wheat rolls


1 small red onion, sliced



1. In a large bowl, combine first 7 ingredients well. Shape mixture into 4 patties, each about 1 inch thick.
2. Coat a large grill pan (the George Foreman Grill works great!)or griddle with cooking spray and set pan over medium heat. When pan is hot, add burgers and cook 5-6 minutes per side until cooked through.
3. Meanwhile, mix ketchup and wasabi paste well in a small bowl.
4. Place burgers on whole wheat rolls (or wrap with lettuce for a lower carb alternative) and top with ketchup mixture. Garnish with cilantro and red onion slices.


Nutritional Information per serving (1 burger with 1 tablespoon of wasabi ketchup): 261 calories, fat 9 g; 2.3 g saturated, carbs 27 g, protein 18 g, 4 g fiber, 57 mg calcium, 1.4 mg iron, 792 mg sodium



Enjoy that recipe and let me know if you end up trying it. I did and I'm hooked! I am fiending it right now just typing the recipe up for you guys.


I've got an important business meeting tonite. If everything goes well tonite, I will be making a big announcement soon that you guys will be stoked about! Wish me luck and stay tuned!


XoXoX,
BB

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

FREE BB Video!

Please be patient and give it some time to download... Enjoy! :)



XoXoX,
BB

www.BobbiBillard.com

Friday, January 13, 2006

Woohoo! I'm officially World Famous now! :)

Check this out! One of my fans who said he was from Serbia & Montennegro,Europe told me that he had heard about me from the newspaper. I asked him to scan it and send it to me and he did.

Click here to see my pics that were published in the newspaper of a foreign country. Nudity warning! 18 + Only Please!

What a trip eh? He offered this translation....

The Beauty,but a "BEAST"
She doen't break only hearts of a man,but bones
also.Bobbi Billard (30) is known like dangerous girl
from Texas,cause of her's many fighting skills.She was
lifting weights,and a lot of people claims that she
broke one time arm to the famous Arnold
Scharzenegger.In spite of that srong body,Bobbi's
sexappeal remain fabulous,and she got a charme from
her Franch mother.She filled up her photo model career
with acting parts in "Baywatch",second she was a star
for a long time of an American show program "Women
Wrestling".
- I'm not just a model and a beauty,I know to fight -
says Bobbi a lots of times when she describes herself.

LMFAO! I wrote him this in response because he wanted to know if the journalist was telling the truth...

Awesome! At first I wasn't sure what to think, because nobody contacted me about this article. It's very strange! But, I don't mind the extra publicity of course. Except it would have been nice if they had sent me a copy, or spelled my name correctly. :) Anyway, about the article, I have no clue what it is saying about Arnold Schwartzenager. That's very very weird to me. Maybe they are talking about my resume, in which I went to the Arnold Classic, which is a bodybuilding convention that Arnold shows up at every year and it is named after him. But where they get that I broke his arm or something I'm totally baffled! Maybe it gets lost in translation? I'm not sure. And I wouldn't really describe me as a dangerous girl. I'm actually quite nice... just don't piss me off. Hehehe! Seriously though, I used to be a professional wrestler until I broke my neck. I have since decided to retire from that business unless a job comes along in which I don't have to risk getting injured again (example: being a valet). About Bay Watch, I have never been on the show. I did do a commercial spoof on Bay Watch for a soda company (Diet Dr. Pepper) that aired during the Superbowl, which is when all the best ads of the year debut. I also was on Howard Stern's version of Bay Watch which was also kind of a spoof. The name of that show is Son of the Beach. All the rest of it seems to be correct... except my mom is French Canadian, not French from France. My dad's ancestry is French though.

As for a photo, I love to sign photos and I do so for free. All you have to do is send me a self addressed stamped envelope (or send enough money to cover the postage and my personal assistant will take care of purchasing the stamp for you) to:

Bobbi Billard
PMB 222
P.O. Box 30012
Laguna Niguel, CA 92607-0012

I also sell autographed 8x10s for $5 or Benchwarmer Trading Cards (which are like baseball cards for hot chicks) for $15. No pressure though. I'm not much of a high pressure sales girl. :)

Anyway, nice to hear from you and thanks so much for sharing that with me. I think I might add it to my resume. Do you happen to know the name of the paper and the date of the issue? Thanks again hun! And I agree.... Bring back Stevie!! (I was talking about Stevie Ray Vaughan. Apparently he's a fan too! Right on!)

And in other news, I'm on eBay and I think they are promoting that I'm doing a show on April 19, 2006 over there. This is news to me! I haven't booked anything so somebody must be jumping the gun a little bit... but I'm not really sure what it says since I don't speak the language. Any Italians care to translate and/or write the seller and find out what the poster of me is promoting?

Click here to see the strange thing that popped up on eBay using my photo

And sorry I haven't been around so much. I've been working hard fixing up my house so that I can sell it and move. I had a great time at the show the other night. Hope you all did too! Miss you guys!

XoXoX,
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