A Single Woman's Prayer...
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
And not afraid to admit when he's wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks,
And when he says he'll call, doesn't wait six weeks.
I pray that he's gainfully employed,
And won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
One who pulls out my chair and opens the door,
And massages my shoulders and begs to do more.
Oh, send me a man who will make love to my mind,
And knows what to say when I ask, "How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a-twitchin'
And bring ME something too, when he goes to the kitchen!
A man who will love me for days without end,
And never compare me with his old girlfriend.
Thank you in advance, and now I'll just wait,
For I know you will send him before it's too late!
However... the single life is not that bad!
I know it's just a passing fad.
I won't be blue. I will not frown.
Besides, I like my toilet seat down.
No more makeup, won't comb my hair.
So never mind this stupid prayer.
The single life will do just fine.
So what's up, girlfriend?
IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!
And I don't want to leave you men out either... here's one just for you guys! :)
Single Man's Prayer
As I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
One who sucks and doesn't speak.
And promises to do so, TWICE a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
Because one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor,
And once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh, send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
And brings ME a beer, when she comes from the kitchen!
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
So I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.